Who says 2 B Easy cant follow the rules

05-06-2008, 08:47 PM

Now lets give this new policy thing a try:

This guy walks into a bar. He walks up to the bartender and says give me a XXXX. The bartender says "you can XXXX all you want but don't XXXX with the XXXX". The guy replies "take a XXXX and I will be back tomorrow to XXXX your XXXX juke box ! ! ! ! !

beezer · 05-06-2008, 08:51 PM

gives the phrase "don't XXXX with the Chuck" a whole new meaning

05-06-2008, 08:55 PM

Hey ya know I think my jokes actually ARE funnier under this new program !

beezer · 05-06-2008, 08:57 PM

sure , go ahead and tell everyone you laugh at your own jokes, that'll bring you credibility

05-06-2008, 09:02 PM

I am a legend in my own mind !

Todd · 05-06-2008, 09:10 PM

sh*t, that was funny....ooops....

basco · 05-06-2008, 09:21 PM

There once was a guy from xxxxxxxet who's xxxx was so xxxx he could xxxxxx
nah just doesn't have the same ring to it

**ringadingh** · 05-06-2008, 09:26 PM

too much thinkin involved to figure out the x's

beezer · 05-06-2008, 09:31 PM

almst s hrd s ths

socwkbiker · 05-06-2008, 10:48 PM

aw f**k, don't start that shiit again!

**ringadingh** · 05-06-2008, 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beezer

almst s hrd s ths

Even harder, Im dum

05-07-2008, 12:21 AM

There once was a **** from Nantucket
Who kept all his **** in a bucket
His daughter Named ****
Ran away with a ****
And as for the bucket she ****

Hmmmmm...
OK, it's not as funny, but it's alot easier to make it rhyme.

**ringadingh** · 05-07-2008, 08:51 AM

Im so confused!*****

Yellow Jacket · 05-07-2008, 12:56 PM

The pics have been taken away but the language checker was supposed to have been lightened up. So maybe we can talk dirty but just can't show it.

05-07-2008, 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yellow Jacket

The pics have been taken away but the language checker was supposed to have been lightened up. So maybe we can talk dirty but just can't show it.

Dont get serious talk mixed in with our jokes here Bob ! ! ! ! ! ! ! I will have to smite you for BUZZ KILL

05-06-2008, 08:47 PM	#1
Guest Posts: n/a	Who says 2 B Easy cant follow the rules Now lets give this new policy thing a try: This guy walks into a bar. He walks up to the bartender and says give me a XXXX. The bartender says "you can XXXX all you want but don't XXXX with the XXXX". The guy replies "take a XXXX and I will be back tomorrow to XXXX your XXXX juke box ! ! ! ! !

05-06-2008, 08:51 PM	#2
beezer Top Contributor Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The VooDoo Lounge Posts: 5,780	Who says 2 B Easy cant follow the rules gives the phrase "don't XXXX with the Chuck" a whole new meaning __________________ 2012 FLHTK

05-06-2008, 08:55 PM	#3
Guest Posts: n/a	Who says 2 B Easy cant follow the rules Hey ya know I think my jokes actually ARE funnier under this new program !

05-06-2008, 08:57 PM	#4
beezer Top Contributor Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The VooDoo Lounge Posts: 5,780	Who says 2 B Easy cant follow the rules sure , go ahead and tell everyone you laugh at your own jokes, that'll bring you credibility __________________ 2012 FLHTK

05-06-2008, 09:02 PM	#5
Guest Posts: n/a	Who says 2 B Easy cant follow the rules I am a legend in my own mind !

05-06-2008, 09:10 PM	#6
Todd Top Contributor Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Greensboro, NC Posts: 5,915	Who says 2 B Easy cant follow the rules sh*t, that was funny....ooops.... __________________ Todd Frazier VBA #0003 VBA National Leader-USA Operations/Garage Moderator - RETIRED 2006 Black Nomad since she was born Greensboro, NC

05-06-2008, 09:21 PM	#7
basco Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Taylor Tx Posts: 1,831	Who says 2 B Easy cant follow the rules There once was a guy from xxxxxxxet who's xxxx was so xxxx he could xxxxxx nah just doesn't have the same ring to it

05-06-2008, 09:26 PM	#8
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Who says 2 B Easy cant follow the rules too much thinkin involved to figure out the x's __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

05-06-2008, 09:31 PM	#9
beezer Top Contributor Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The VooDoo Lounge Posts: 5,780	Who says 2 B Easy cant follow the rules almst s hrd s ths __________________ 2012 FLHTK

05-06-2008, 10:48 PM	#10
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	Who says 2 B Easy cant follow the rules aw f**k, don't start that shiit again! __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD

05-07-2008, 12:21 AM	#12
Guest Posts: n/a	Who says 2 B Easy cant follow the rules There once was a ** from Nantucket Who kept all his in a bucket His daughter Named Ran away with a And as for the bucket she ** Hmmmmm... OK, it's not as funny, but it's alot easier to make it rhyme.

05-07-2008, 08:51 AM	#13
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Who says 2 B Easy cant follow the rules Im so confused!***** __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

05-07-2008, 12:56 PM	#14
Yellow Jacket Top Contributor Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Fayetteville, Georgia Posts: 5,792	Who says 2 B Easy cant follow the rules The pics have been taken away but the language checker was supposed to have been lightened up. So maybe we can talk dirty but just can't show it. __________________ Bob KawaNOW/VBA 210 Green/Silver 2006 Patriot Guard Riders 2009

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