SMART ^$$:

jesse · 01-24-2010, 07:14 PM

Two young businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store in the shopping mall. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves and display racks set up. One said to the other, "I'll bet that any minute now some senior is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling."

Sure enough, just a moment later, a curious senior gentleman walked up to the window, looked around intensely and rapped on the glass, then in a loud voice asked, "What are you sellin'here?"

One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling ass-holes.
Without skipping a beat, the old timer said, "You're doing well. Only two left."

Seniors -- don't mess with them, they've been around!

**ringadingh** · 01-24-2010, 09:14 PM

They should branch out and franchise, no shortage of inventory available.;D

AlabamaNomadRider · 01-26-2010, 12:01 AM

Good comeback Ring.

01-24-2010, 07:14 PM	#1
jesse Sr. Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Farmington, Arkansas Posts: 1,013	SMART ^$$: Two young businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store in the shopping mall. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves and display racks set up. One said to the other, "I'll bet that any minute now some senior is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling." Sure enough, just a moment later, a curious senior gentleman walked up to the window, looked around intensely and rapped on the glass, then in a loud voice asked, "What are you sellin'here?" One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling ass-holes. Without skipping a beat, the old timer said, "You're doing well. Only two left." Seniors -- don't mess with them, they've been around! __________________ 2012 Goldwing 80,000+ & counting 2005 Nomad 76,585 mi VBA #628 IBA #54485

01-24-2010, 09:14 PM	#2
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	SMART ^$$: They should branch out and franchise, no shortage of inventory available.;D __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

01-26-2010, 12:01 AM	#3
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	SMART ^$$: Good comeback Ring. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

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