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Old 06-29-2009, 07:23 AM   #1
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You have some candies over there called life savers. They come in different flavours. When presented to a class kindergarten children the following happened.


The children began to identify the flavors by their color:

Red.....................Cherry
Yellow................Lemon
Green..................Lime
Orange ...............Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None
of the children could identify the taste.

The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.'

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, 'Oh my God! They're ass-holes!

The teacher had to leave the room!

Kids are smart!
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Those mothers sometimes get amnesia, can't remember the father's name. Sound familiar anyone???
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