10 Time Divorce

**ringadingh** · 04-30-2009, 08:24 AM

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband to 'Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin'.

'What?' said the puzzled groom.

'How can that be possible if you've been married ten times.?'

'Well, husband#1 was a Sales Representative; he just kept telling me how great it was going to be.
'Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me..
'Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
'Husband #5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method.
'Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
'Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.
'Husband #8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.
'Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it. .
'Husband #10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was lick it.
God I miss him!
'But now that I've married you, I'm so excited'.
'Wonderful', said the husband, 'but why?
To which she replied,
'You're with the 'GOVERNMENT' . ..
This time I KNOW I'M gonna get SCREWED.

MarkG · 04-30-2009, 11:13 AM

;)

vidornomad · 04-30-2009, 11:51 AM

Good but true

fish · 05-01-2009, 12:51 AM

I know a women that is getting close to 10X and every time its his fault ::)

beezer · 05-01-2009, 05:41 AM

I did her Gil

fish · 05-01-2009, 07:54 AM

so did just about everyone else
will work for food

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04-30-2009, 08:24 AM	#1
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	10 Time Divorce A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to 'Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin'. 'What?' said the puzzled groom. 'How can that be possible if you've been married ten times.?' 'Well, husband#1 was a Sales Representative; he just kept telling me how great it was going to be. 'Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me.. 'Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. 'Husband #5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method. 'Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. 'Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it. 'Husband #8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it. 'Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it. . 'Husband #10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was lick it. God I miss him! 'But now that I've married you, I'm so excited'. 'Wonderful', said the husband, 'but why? To which she replied, 'You're with the 'GOVERNMENT' . .. This time I KNOW I'M gonna get SCREWED. __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

04-30-2009, 11:13 AM	#2
MarkG Sr. Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Chandler, AZ Posts: 1,255	10 Time Divorce ;) __________________ Mark Griffin 2021 Manhattan Metallic K1600GTL 2016 Silver K1600GTL - sold 2015 Red/Blk Cross Country Tour - sold 2008 Red/Blk Nomad - sold KE7HG VBA 00176, IBA 65686, MOA 211564 Mesquite '08\|Custer '09\|Cortez '10\|Maggie Valley '11\|Kanab '12\|Estes Park '13\|Red Lodge '16\|Custer '18

04-30-2009, 11:51 AM	#3
vidornomad Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Vidor, Texas Posts: 346	10 Time Divorce Good but true

05-01-2009, 12:51 AM	#4
fish Top Contributor Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Aquashicola Pa. Posts: 6,377	10 Time Divorce I know a women that is getting close to 10X and every time its his fault ::) __________________ I'm not prejudice I hate everyone equally;) 08 nomad blue/silver MaryJane 74,010miles VBA #299 Her's 10 900LT 36,700 09 Bath NY. 10 Lake George NY. 11 National Maggie Valley NC. 12 Pa Wilds (Wellsboro) Pa. 14 Lincoln NH. 17 National Lake George NY.

05-01-2009, 05:41 AM	#5
beezer Top Contributor Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The VooDoo Lounge Posts: 5,780	10 Time Divorce I did her Gil __________________ 2012 FLHTK

05-01-2009, 07:54 AM	#6
fish Top Contributor Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Aquashicola Pa. Posts: 6,377	10 Time Divorce so did just about everyone else will work for food __________________ I'm not prejudice I hate everyone equally;) 08 nomad blue/silver MaryJane 74,010miles VBA #299 Her's 10 900LT 36,700 09 Bath NY. 10 Lake George NY. 11 National Maggie Valley NC. 12 Pa Wilds (Wellsboro) Pa. 14 Lincoln NH. 17 National Lake George NY.