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01-29-2010, 03:14 PM
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Farmer Wants A Divorce
The farmer went into a lawyer's office and said, "I want one of them there dayvorces."
The lawyer said, "Do you have grounds?" The farmer said, "Yes, I have 140 acres." The lawyer said, "No you don't understand. Do you have a case?" The farmer said, "No, I have a John Deere." The lawyer said, "You still don't understand. Do you have a grudge?" The farmer said, "Yes, that's what I park my John Deere under every night." The lawyer said, "You still don't understand. Do you have a suit?" The farmer said, "Yes, I wear it to church every Sunday." The lawyer said, "Does she beat you up?" The farmer said, "No, we both get up about 4:30 every morning." The lawyer said, "Is she a nagger?" The farmer said, "No, she's a little ol' white gal, but the last youngen' she had was a nagger. That's why I want a dayvorce." |
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01-29-2010, 05:02 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada
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Farmer Wants A Divorce
Thats an oldie but a goody, Ive heard that one as a newfie dayvorce.
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01-30-2010, 09:10 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Boaz, Alabama
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Farmer Wants A Divorce
I must be a virgin, first time I heard that one.
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