Dear President Obama,

[jmorrow]

Dear President Obama,

Thank you for helping my neighbors with their mortgage
payments.. You know the one's down the street who in the
good times purchased their house for no money down,
refinanced it several times, then bought SUV's, ATV's, RVs,
a pool, a big screen plasma TV, two Wave Runners, a boat,
and a Harley. I was wondering, since I am paying my
mortgage and theirs, could you arrange for me to borrow the
Harley now and then?

Signed:
"Concerned in Idaho"

P. S. They also need help with their credit cards, when do
you want me to start making those payments?

P. P. S. I almost forgot - they didn't file their income tax
return this year. Should I go ahead and file for them or
will you be appointing them to cabinet posts?

[ringadingh]

Funny but true. ;)

[MarkG]

There are a couple of neighbors down the street that fit this description. Word for word.