Talking Parrot

rooster1 · 01-09-2009, 11:34 AM

:) A woman goes to a pet store, and sees a beautiful parrot with a sign that says: "Talking parrot, $20."

She asks the owner why such an exotic animal is only $20. The owner says, "Well, the parrot used to live in a house of prostitution, and I'm not sure what sort of things he might say."

The lady buys the parrot thinking it is worth the risk. She takes the parrot home, sets up his cage.

The parrot looks around and says, "New house, new madam." The lady laughs, then her daughter comes home.

The parrot says, "New house, new madam, new girl." The lady explains the story to her daughter and they both laugh.

The woman's husband comes home, and the parrot says, "New house, new madam, new girl, hello Steve." :)

bear · 01-09-2009, 11:37 AM

Uh-Oh!!

Yellow Jacket · 01-09-2009, 11:20 PM

Busted by a bird!

**ringadingh** · 01-10-2009, 09:01 AM

Thats Good.

dabull · 01-10-2009, 02:17 PM

would be parrot parfait for dessert....

ridemslow · 01-10-2009, 03:54 PM

Goot his feathers plucked!

01-09-2009, 11:34 AM	#1
rooster1 Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Cheltenham , Penna. Posts: 1,091	Talking Parrot :) A woman goes to a pet store, and sees a beautiful parrot with a sign that says: "Talking parrot, $20." She asks the owner why such an exotic animal is only $20. The owner says, "Well, the parrot used to live in a house of prostitution, and I'm not sure what sort of things he might say." The lady buys the parrot thinking it is worth the risk. She takes the parrot home, sets up his cage. The parrot looks around and says, "New house, new madam." The lady laughs, then her daughter comes home. The parrot says, "New house, new madam, new girl." The lady explains the story to her daughter and they both laugh. The woman's husband comes home, and the parrot says, "New house, new madam, new girl, hello Steve." :)

01-09-2009, 11:37 AM	#2
bear Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: South Louisiana Posts: 322	Talking Parrot Uh-Oh!!

01-09-2009, 11:20 PM	#3
Yellow Jacket Top Contributor Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Fayetteville, Georgia Posts: 5,792	Talking Parrot Busted by a bird! __________________ Bob KawaNOW/VBA 210 Green/Silver 2006 Patriot Guard Riders 2009

01-10-2009, 09:01 AM	#4
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Talking Parrot Thats Good. __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

01-10-2009, 02:17 PM	#5
dabull Sr. Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Crestview, FL Posts: 2,409	Talking Parrot would be parrot parfait for dessert....

01-10-2009, 03:54 PM	#6
ridemslow Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Chesapeake, Ohio Posts: 1,537	Talking Parrot Goot his feathers plucked! __________________

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