ZIPPER WAS OPEN

rooster1 · 12-26-2008, 01:41 PM

Mr. Smith got himself a new secretary. She was young, sweet, and polite. One day while taking dictation, she noticed that his fly was open. When leaving the office, she said, "Oh, Mr. Smith, did you know that your barrack's door is open?"

He did not understand her remark, but later he happened to look down and saw that his zipper was open.

Calling her in, he asked, "By the way, Miss Jones, when you saw my barracks door open this morning, did you also see a soldier standing at attention?"

The secretary, being quite witty, replied, "Why no, Mr. Smith, all I saw was a little disabled veteran sitting on two old duffel bags!"

Yellow Jacket · 12-26-2008, 04:01 PM

I bet she wasn't his new secretary for very long!

**jmorrow** · 12-26-2008, 11:35 PM

**ringadingh** · 12-27-2008, 08:34 AM

Id be gettin a new secretary, one that appreciates vets.

rallyjunkie · 12-30-2008, 02:17 PM

now thats funny!

12-26-2008, 01:41 PM	#1
rooster1 Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Cheltenham , Penna. Posts: 1,091	ZIPPER WAS OPEN Mr. Smith got himself a new secretary. She was young, sweet, and polite. One day while taking dictation, she noticed that his fly was open. When leaving the office, she said, "Oh, Mr. Smith, did you know that your barrack's door is open?" He did not understand her remark, but later he happened to look down and saw that his zipper was open. Calling her in, he asked, "By the way, Miss Jones, when you saw my barracks door open this morning, did you also see a soldier standing at attention?" The secretary, being quite witty, replied, "Why no, Mr. Smith, all I saw was a little disabled veteran sitting on two old duffel bags!"

12-26-2008, 04:01 PM	#2
Yellow Jacket Top Contributor Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Fayetteville, Georgia Posts: 5,792	ZIPPER WAS OPEN I bet she wasn't his new secretary for very long! __________________ Bob KawaNOW/VBA 210 Green/Silver 2006 Patriot Guard Riders 2009

12-26-2008, 11:35 PM	#3
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	ZIPPER WAS OPEN __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

12-27-2008, 08:34 AM	#4
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	ZIPPER WAS OPEN Id be gettin a new secretary, one that appreciates vets. __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

12-30-2008, 02:17 PM	#5
rallyjunkie Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: S/W Missouri Posts: 92	ZIPPER WAS OPEN now thats funny!

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