perfect breasts.

**jmorrow** · 10-27-2008, 03:25 AM

A little old man is taking his evening walk when he sees a woman with perfect breasts.

He gets closer and says to her, Hey lady would let me bite your breasts for $500? Are you crazy?!! She replies and keeps walking away. He keeps a few steps behind and makes another offer; Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars? the woman turns back and says, Listen you; I'm not that kind of a woman! Got it? But the very determine old man walking a few feet behind says; Would you let me bite your breast just once for $10,000 dollars? The woman stops, thinks about it for a while and says,

Hmmm, $10,000 dollars; OK, just once, but lets go to that dark alley. They go to the alley, where she takes off her top to reveal the most gorgeous breast he has ever seen. He grabs them and starts fondling them slowly, caressing them, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them, but not biting them. The woman gets annoyed and asks, Well? Are you going to bite them or not? Nah, says the old man. Cost too much!

ianicky · 10-27-2008, 03:51 AM

Cant wait till i grow old

ridemslow · 10-27-2008, 09:48 AM

Well, He does have a point there.

basco · 10-27-2008, 10:16 AM

**ringadingh** · 10-29-2008, 08:07 AM

I'll have to remember that.

socwkbiker · 10-29-2008, 08:42 AM

10-27-2008, 03:25 AM	#1
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	perfect breasts. A little old man is taking his evening walk when he sees a woman with perfect breasts. He gets closer and says to her, Hey lady would let me bite your breasts for $500? Are you crazy?!! She replies and keeps walking away. He keeps a few steps behind and makes another offer; Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars? the woman turns back and says, Listen you; I'm not that kind of a woman! Got it? But the very determine old man walking a few feet behind says; Would you let me bite your breast just once for $10,000 dollars? The woman stops, thinks about it for a while and says, Hmmm, $10,000 dollars; OK, just once, but lets go to that dark alley. They go to the alley, where she takes off her top to reveal the most gorgeous breast he has ever seen. He grabs them and starts fondling them slowly, caressing them, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them, but not biting them. The woman gets annoyed and asks, Well? Are you going to bite them or not? Nah, says the old man. Cost too much! __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

10-27-2008, 03:51 AM	#2
ianicky Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Somerset, England Posts: 1,131	perfect breasts. Cant wait till i grow old

10-27-2008, 09:48 AM	#3
ridemslow Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Chesapeake, Ohio Posts: 1,537	perfect breasts. Well, He does have a point there. __________________

10-27-2008, 10:16 AM	#4
basco Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Taylor Tx Posts: 1,831	perfect breasts.

10-29-2008, 08:07 AM	#5
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	perfect breasts. I'll have to remember that. __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

10-29-2008, 08:42 AM	#6
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	perfect breasts. __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD

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