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Old 08-07-2010, 03:32 PM   #1
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Legs or breasts..

Last night I was talking to a young, good looking woman.

She asked me if I preferred breasts or legs.






I told her what I really liked was a shaved pu**y.

Apparently I’m not welcome back at KFC.


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Old 08-07-2010, 07:51 PM   #2
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good thing you were not at the humane society, you would be trying to make collect calls to a lawyer
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Sounds like I enjoy the same menu
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Old 08-09-2010, 05:52 PM   #6
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Old 08-09-2010, 07:25 PM   #7
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Love this one !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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