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Old 10-01-2008, 08:23 PM   #1
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warning about new date rape drug

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.

Many females use a date rape drug on the market called 'Beer.'

The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large 'kegs'. Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them.

A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.

Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women to whom they would normally not be attracted.

After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that 'something bad' occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as 'a relationship.'

In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as 'marriage.' Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

If you fall victim to this 'Beer' scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men.

For the support group nearest you, just look up 'Golf Courses' or Classic Car clubs in your copy of yellow pages phone book.

For a video to see how beer works click here: You have been warned..

http://www.brackenspub.com/beer.swf

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Old 10-01-2008, 09:10 PM   #2
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Damn dude thanks alot you could have warned me about 25 years ago
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Old 10-02-2008, 01:40 AM   #3
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My God I was warned and warned and warned by friends and my mama but I chose not to listen. "KISS MY ASS!" I said. And here I sit. :`(
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Old 10-02-2008, 03:52 AM   #4
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Lmao how true is that :-/
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Old 10-02-2008, 08:40 AM   #5
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Basco, don't you mean your wife did all the beer drinking and woke up with you? Poor woman!
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Old 10-02-2008, 09:21 AM   #6
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either way its prison :-[ :-/ :'(
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Old 10-02-2008, 11:15 PM   #7
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Its too late for me the deed has been done. ;)
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Old 10-04-2008, 08:53 PM   #8
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I would never put anything in your beers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!honest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now who wants a beer?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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