Little Johnny Charged With Rape

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Little Johnny was in trouble again. He was charged with the rape of a grown woman, and all though the crime seemed highly improbable, the state's evidence was overwhelming.

As a last desperate move, the defense counsel came over to the witness stand, pulled down Little Johnny's pants, and grabbed the boy's tiny p***s for all to see.

"Ladies and gentlemen," the lawyer cried turning toward the jury box. "Surely you cannot believe that such a small still undeveloped organ is sexually mature?"

Growing more agitated he went on. "How could this miniature member be capable even of erection, let alone the rape of a fully grown woman."

"Watch it," whispered Little Johnny. "One more shake and you'll lose the case!"