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Old 06-06-2008, 03:30 PM   #1
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Another Dumb Blonde Joke

A blond, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire
herself out as a 'handywoman' and started canvassing a
nearby well-to-do neighborhood.

She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the
owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.

'Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch,' he
said, 'How much will you charge me?'

The blond quickly responded, 'How about $50?'

The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything
she would need was in the garage.

The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her
husband, 'Does she realize that our porch goes all the way
around the house?'

He responded, 'That's a bit cynical, isn't it?'

The wife replied, 'You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all
those 'dumb blond' jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately.'

A short time later, the blond came to the door to collect her
money.

'You're finished already?' the husband asked.

'Yes,' the blond replied, 'and I had paint leftover, so I gave it
two coats.'

Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50 and
handed it to her.

'And by the way,' the blond added, 'it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus.'


So be on the look out Dan!!! LOL!
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Old 06-06-2008, 06:58 PM   #2
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Another Dumb Blonde Joke

lol.....that's funny!!



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Old 06-06-2008, 10:50 PM   #3
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Another Dumb Blonde Joke

That's awesome!!!!!!!
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Old 06-06-2008, 11:35 PM   #4
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Another Dumb Blonde Joke

Now whos the dummy
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Old 06-07-2008, 10:34 AM   #5
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Another Dumb Blonde Joke

ME!!!!!ME!!!!!
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Old 06-07-2008, 06:51 PM   #6
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Another Dumb Blonde Joke

Ya gotta Luv it.
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