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Another Dumb Blonde Joke
A blond, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire
herself out as a 'handywoman' and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. 'Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch,' he said, 'How much will you charge me?' The blond quickly responded, 'How about $50?' The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would need was in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, 'Does she realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?' He responded, 'That's a bit cynical, isn't it?' The wife replied, 'You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those 'dumb blond' jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately.' A short time later, the blond came to the door to collect her money. 'You're finished already?' the husband asked. 'Yes,' the blond replied, 'and I had paint leftover, so I gave it two coats.' Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50 and handed it to her. 'And by the way,' the blond added, 'it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus.' ![]() So be on the look out Dan!!! LOL! ![]() |
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Another Dumb Blonde Joke
lol.....that's funny!!
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Another Dumb Blonde Joke
That's awesome!!!!!!!
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Another Dumb Blonde Joke
Now whos the dummy
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Another Dumb Blonde Joke
ME!!!!!ME!!!!!
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Location: Pilot Mountain NC
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Another Dumb Blonde Joke
Ya gotta Luv it.
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