BLONDE JOKE

**jmorrow** · 09-20-2008, 11:41 AM

> > One hot summer day, a blonde came to town with her dog, tied it under the shade of a tree, and headed into a restaurant for something cold to drink.
> > Twenty minutes later, a policeman entered the restaurant and asked, 'Who owns the Dog tied under that tree outside? The blonde said it was hers.

> > Your dog seems to be in heat' the officer said.

> > The blonde replied, 'No way. She's cool cause she's tied up under that shade tree.

The policeman said, 'No! You don't understand. Your dog needs to be bred.'

'No way,' said the blonde. 'My dog doesn't need bread. She isn't hungry cause I fed her this morning.

> > The exasperated policeman said, 'NO! You don't understand. Your dog wants to have sex!'

> > (Your gotta love this)

> > The blonde looked at the cop and said, 'Well, go ahead. I always wanted a police dog.

dakals · 09-20-2008, 12:10 PM

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ridemslow · 09-20-2008, 12:46 PM

Thats good!

**ringadingh** · 09-20-2008, 04:27 PM

LOL!

09-20-2008, 11:41 AM	#1
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	BLONDE JOKE > > One hot summer day, a blonde came to town with her dog, tied it under the shade of a tree, and headed into a restaurant for something cold to drink. > > Twenty minutes later, a policeman entered the restaurant and asked, 'Who owns the Dog tied under that tree outside? The blonde said it was hers. > > Your dog seems to be in heat' the officer said. > > The blonde replied, 'No way. She's cool cause she's tied up under that shade tree. The policeman said, 'No! You don't understand. Your dog needs to be bred.' 'No way,' said the blonde. 'My dog doesn't need bread. She isn't hungry cause I fed her this morning. > > The exasperated policeman said, 'NO! You don't understand. Your dog wants to have sex!' > > (Your gotta love this) > > The blonde looked at the cop and said, 'Well, go ahead. I always wanted a police dog. __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

09-20-2008, 12:10 PM	#2
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	BLONDE JOKE ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

09-20-2008, 12:46 PM	#3
ridemslow Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Chesapeake, Ohio Posts: 1,537	BLONDE JOKE Thats good! __________________

09-20-2008, 04:27 PM	#4
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	BLONDE JOKE LOL! __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

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