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Old 05-23-2008, 01:39 PM   #1
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Old 05-23-2008, 01:45 PM   #2
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If this is your house alarm!
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lmao i want that door bell
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Old 05-23-2008, 02:40 PM   #4
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I could have done with out the rebel flag bikini
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Old 05-23-2008, 02:43 PM   #5
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Is this better basco?
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Old 05-23-2008, 07:06 PM   #6
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Good Golly Miss Molly! Sue, are you trying to ruin our eyes! That hurts to look at!
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Old 05-24-2008, 09:07 AM   #7
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Is this better basco?

Much :-/
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Old 05-24-2008, 09:24 AM   #8
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You may be a BASCO if this turns you on....

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Since this doesn't turn ME on...I didn't click on the link...

So I take NO responsibility for what is on here...I'm guessing if you don't like fat porn...don't click!!
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Sue, you owe me a new keyboard. Pass the malox.
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"So I take NO responsibility for what is on here"

Sorry waterman....this includes monitors and keyboards and anything else associated with viewing...(ewww) the website!!!
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Is this better basco?
Not for the link Sue. For this picture. More malox please.
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Old 05-24-2008, 03:46 PM   #12
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LOL...awww geez...don't ya think it's kinda cute the way the 1st girl is jiggling the 2nd girls tummy? LOLOLOL (ewwww)
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Uh Sue please no more favors for me
I like my girls to have a little more meat on there bones
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MORE THAN THAT???????????

sorry Basco....can't do MORE than that!!!!
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Old 05-25-2008, 06:41 AM   #15
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Why not does this site have a weight limit on pics now
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