You Might Be a Redneck If....

05-01-2008, 01:43 PM

Ok, folks. I'll start this off, and ya'll can go to town with it.

You Might Be a Redneck If ...

You use your above-ground pool for storage.
Your favorite recipe begins " pierce the film lid ".
You've shooed dogs from your yard with bottle rockets
Everyone knows what color bra you're wearing
You have a cigarette behind your ear in your yearbook photo
You know that your wheelbarrow will hold ten twelve-packs iced down.
You spring clean your home and discover a second bathroom

Ok. Your turn.

dakals · 05-01-2008, 01:55 PM

You might be a redneck if your Christmas ornaments are made out of spent shot-gun shells.

Yeehaw!!!!!

dakals · 05-01-2008, 02:06 PM

You may be a Redneck if ...

You and your dog use the same tree.

Your dad walks you to school because
you are both in the same grade.

Your parents met at a family reunion.

05-01-2008, 02:36 PM

Got one more for ya, dakals.

You might be a Redneck if

The only book in your home is proping up your sofa.

bobzinger · 05-01-2008, 02:47 PM

You got stopped by a state trooper. He asked you if you had an I.D. And you said, "Bout What?"

You think squirrel is "The Other White Meat"

and my fav...

If You've ever had to climb a watertower with a gallon of paint to defend your sister's honor.

misunderstood · 05-01-2008, 03:23 PM

No might be about it...................................I'm a redneck.

dantama · 05-01-2008, 03:30 PM

If your house is mobile, but your car is not.

cactusjack · 05-01-2008, 03:57 PM

...if you have nicer rims on your house than on your car.

...your front porch collapses and it kills more than 3 dogs.

...if there is a stuffed possum anywhere in your house.

...your Mama doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the state trooper to kiss her --s.

...you consider your license plate "personalized" because your dad made it while he was in prison.

ponch · 05-01-2008, 04:14 PM

You think parts of Deliverance are family movies.

blowndodge · 05-01-2008, 04:14 PM

If you keep your saddlebag closed with a bungie cord!! LMAO!!

05-01-2008, 04:53 PM

...if duct tape comprises any part of your wardrobe.

05-01-2008, 06:12 PM

..... if you refer to sixth grade as your senior year.

**ringadingh** · 05-01-2008, 06:44 PM

If you have the fridge and washing machine out on the porch.

waterman · 05-01-2008, 06:58 PM

Your fine china comes in sets of 50 from the grocery store.

basco · 05-01-2008, 07:51 PM

You might be a red neck

If you got a home improvement loan to put hub caps on your trailer house

If you kept the single wide for storage after getting the double wide

If you took your sister to the prom and got lucky

If you wear camo to church

05-01-2008, 01:43 PM	#1
Guest Posts: n/a	You Might Be a Redneck If.... Ok, folks. I'll start this off, and ya'll can go to town with it. You Might Be a Redneck If ... You use your above-ground pool for storage. Your favorite recipe begins " pierce the film lid ". You've shooed dogs from your yard with bottle rockets Everyone knows what color bra you're wearing You have a cigarette behind your ear in your yearbook photo You know that your wheelbarrow will hold ten twelve-packs iced down. You spring clean your home and discover a second bathroom Ok. Your turn. Login or Register to Remove Ads
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05-01-2008, 01:55 PM	#2
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	You Might Be a Redneck If.... You might be a redneck if your Christmas ornaments are made out of spent shot-gun shells. Yeehaw!!!!!
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05-01-2008, 02:06 PM	#3
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	You Might Be a Redneck If.... You may be a Redneck if ... You and your dog use the same tree. Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade. Your parents met at a family reunion.
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05-01-2008, 02:36 PM	#4
Guest Posts: n/a	You Might Be a Redneck If.... Got one more for ya, dakals. You might be a Redneck if The only book in your home is proping up your sofa.
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05-01-2008, 02:47 PM	#5
bobzinger Sr. Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Livermore CA Posts: 1,334	You Might Be a Redneck If.... You got stopped by a state trooper. He asked you if you had an I.D. And you said, "Bout What?" You think squirrel is "The Other White Meat" and my fav... If You've ever had to climb a watertower with a gallon of paint to defend your sister's honor. __________________ Life is Good! Eternal Life is better! Login or Register to Remove Ads
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05-01-2008, 04:53 PM	#11
Guest Posts: n/a	You Might Be a Redneck If.... ...if duct tape comprises any part of your wardrobe.
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Guest Posts: n/a	You Might Be a Redneck If.... ..... if you refer to sixth grade as your senior year.
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