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Old 04-27-2008, 10:27 AM   #1
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Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was
manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of
the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be
the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York.

This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever
delivered to Mexico. But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New
York.

The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost. The people
of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its
delivery, were disconsolate at the loss.

Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning,
which they still observe to this day. The National Day of Mourning occurs
each year on May 5th and is known, of course, as Sinko de Mayo.
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Old 04-27-2008, 11:52 AM   #2
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Thank You its nice to finally know the true meaning after all these years and I thought flares was the one
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Old 04-27-2008, 06:10 PM   #3
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But the Titanic sank in April, not May.
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Old 04-27-2008, 06:15 PM   #4
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ohhhh... you mean it's not a TRUE story?????? Dave...how could you have tried to fool us???
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Old 04-27-2008, 08:52 PM   #5
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Thank You its nice to finally know the true meaning after all these years and I thought flares was the one
yep... up till this point I had the worst joke of the year (flares).. now its back to the drawing board !
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Old 04-28-2008, 10:52 AM   #6
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Bad, very funny, but bad.
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