Little Johnny... again....

[wompus]

A teacher asks the class to name something that end with "tor" and eats
things. So the first little boy says, "Alligator.""Very good Peter,
that's a big word."The second boy says, "Predator.""Yes, that's another
big word, Tommy. Well done."Little Johnny says, "Vibrator."After nearly
falling off her chair, she says, "That is a big word Little Johnny, but
it doesn't eat anything." Little Johnny replies "Well, my sister has one
and she says it eats f**king batteries like there's no tomorrow!"

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