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Old 12-16-2008, 11:54 AM   #1
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Little Johnny

Teacher asks class to think of a word and then put it in a sentence.

Johnny puts up his hand and says "URINATE"

Teacher is shocked but says can you put that in a sentence?

Johnny says, "My Dad says you're an eight but if you had bigger tits you'd be a ten."

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Old 12-16-2008, 12:07 PM   #2
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Gotta' be careful what you say in front of Little Johnny!
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Old 12-16-2008, 01:58 PM   #3
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Old 12-17-2008, 09:58 AM   #4
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