High Urinals

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High Urinals

A group of 3rd, 4th and 5th graders, accompanied by two female
teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack, (Del Mar) to
learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industries, but
mostly to see the horses.

When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was
decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go
with the other. The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside
the men's room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of
them could reach the urinal.

Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their
pants, and began hoisting the little boys up one by one, holding on
to their 'wee-wees' to direct the flow away from their clothes .

As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was
unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring the
teacher said, 'You must be in the 5th grade.'

'No, ma'am', he replied. 'I'm riding Silver Arrow in the
seventh race, but I appreciate your help.