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Old 02-08-2011, 09:36 PM   #1
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Womans poem.

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He didn't like the casserole
And he didn't like my cake,
He said my biscuits were too hard
Not like his mother used to make.
I didn't perk the coffee right
He didn't like the stew,
I didn't mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.
I pondered for an answer
I was looking for a clue.
Then I turned around and
smacked the sh*t out of him....

Like his mother used to do.
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Old 02-08-2011, 09:41 PM   #2
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Womans poem.

Another good one Mike.
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Old 02-09-2011, 08:30 AM   #4
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Womans poem.

I'll be blocking that poem...
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