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Old 09-26-2009, 05:13 PM   #1
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Woman vs. Man Poem

A WOMAN'S POEM:
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
And one who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
And who will call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's rich and self-employed,
And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my hand.
Massage my feet and help me stand.
Oh send a king to make me queen.
A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other,
And relish visits with my mother.

A MAN'S POEM:
I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
big tits who owns a bar on a golf course
and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a sh*t.
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Old 09-27-2009, 04:33 PM   #2
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I hope she has a like minded freind!
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