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01-22-2009, 01:16 PM
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Woman Wants New Man
 There's this woman who's got divorced and is getting a tad bored, so she decides to put an ad in the paper to get a new man.It goes something like this: WANTED - MAN TO SHARE LIFE AND FORTUNE WITH. MUST HAVE FOLLOWING QUALITIES: 1. WILL NEVER RUN AWAY 2. WON'T BEAT ME UP 3. MUST BE GOOD AT SEX After 6 months of letters and calls which are crap and useless, she gets a ring on her doorbell. There's this bloke lying on her doormat with no arms and legs. "What do you want?" she asks. "Well" he says "I'm answering your ad. I've got no legs, so I can't run away and I've got no arms, so I can't beat you up." "What about the sex?" she says. "How do you think I rang the doorbell!" |
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01-23-2009, 09:10 AM
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