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Old 01-27-2011, 11:44 AM   #1
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A Delicious Offer

A Delicious Offer?

A swishy gay couple is driving along one afternoon, and while stopped at a stop sign, they are rear ended by a big semi. Furiously, the guy in the passenger side throws his purse on the seat, gets out of the car, goes back to the truck and starts banging on the door.

The truck driver opens the door and the gay guy, standing there with his hands on his hips, says, "I'm gonna sue your ass, Buddy!"

The truck driver, laughs and says, "Eat me!"

The gay guy stands there for a second, then his eyes get really big and his face lights up. He runs back to the car, and says excitedly to his lover, "You won't believe it, he wants to settle out of court!"
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Old 01-27-2011, 06:53 PM   #2
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I'll bet the driver regrets that remark!
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Maybe it wasn't an accident, maybe he wanted to meat them.
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