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12-13-2010, 10:45 AM
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I went to the doctor the other day for a bad cold and found out my health center had given me a new doctor. A female...and she's young, and drop-dead gorgeous! There's just no way she'll ever get a ' resting ' heart rate or pulse from me as long as she's the one doing the checking.
Anyway..... I think she could tell I was a little taken aback and nervous about having a woman doctor. So she said, "Don't worry, I'm a 100% professional - I've seen it all before. Just tell me what's wrong and I'll check it out." I said, "I've been told my dick tastes funny."
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12-13-2010, 10:53 AM
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Hopefully she'll need a second opinion from her collegues as well.
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12-13-2010, 11:15 AM
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Very funny Stan.
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12-13-2010, 12:32 PM
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Wonder if Obama care will cover that? Sounds like it may be a cheap treatment with no meds involved.
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