Whats That Long Thing?

rooster1 · 10-18-2010, 11:09 PM

A little girl accidentally walks in on her father while he's getting dressed.

She points to his dick and says, "Daddy, what's that?"

Not wanting to explain to her yet, he says, "Uh, I can't tell you, it's a secret."

The little girl finds her mother and asks, "What is that long thing between Daddy's legs?"

Her mother also doesn't want to explain sex yet, so she says, "I don't know, he won't tell me."

A couple days later the little girl says to her mother. "Mommy, I finally figured out what that thing between Daddy's legs is. It's a toothbrush! "

"Why do you think that?" the amused mother asks.

"Because," the little girl says, "this morning I saw the maid sliding it in and out of her mouth and she had toothpaste dripping down her chin."

radco · 10-19-2010, 05:56 AM

LOL

**ringadingh** · 10-19-2010, 08:12 AM

Good maids are hard to come by.

AlabamaNomadRider · 10-19-2010, 10:00 AM

tombstone · 10-19-2010, 10:46 AM

I seriously hope the maid is a documented taxpaying legal resident.

**BudMan** · 10-19-2010, 12:25 PM

blowndodge · 10-19-2010, 12:36 PM

SWB's kids would never be heard saying "what's that long thing between daddy's legs?"

Stump · 10-20-2010, 09:53 PM

10-18-2010, 11:09 PM	#1
rooster1 Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Cheltenham , Penna. Posts: 1,091	Whats That Long Thing? A little girl accidentally walks in on her father while he's getting dressed. She points to his dick and says, "Daddy, what's that?" Not wanting to explain to her yet, he says, "Uh, I can't tell you, it's a secret." The little girl finds her mother and asks, "What is that long thing between Daddy's legs?" Her mother also doesn't want to explain sex yet, so she says, "I don't know, he won't tell me." A couple days later the little girl says to her mother. "Mommy, I finally figured out what that thing between Daddy's legs is. It's a toothbrush! " "Why do you think that?" the amused mother asks. "Because," the little girl says, "this morning I saw the maid sliding it in and out of her mouth and she had toothpaste dripping down her chin."

10-19-2010, 05:56 AM	#2
radco Sr. Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Dedham Maine Posts: 4,199	Whats That Long Thing? LOL __________________

10-19-2010, 08:12 AM	#3
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Whats That Long Thing? Good maids are hard to come by. __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

10-19-2010, 10:00 AM	#4
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Whats That Long Thing? __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

10-19-2010, 10:46 AM	#5
tombstone Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Utah Posts: 437	Whats That Long Thing? I seriously hope the maid is a documented taxpaying legal resident.

10-19-2010, 12:25 PM	#6
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10-19-2010, 12:36 PM	#7
blowndodge Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Washington City, Utah Posts: 16,474	Whats That Long Thing? SWB's kids would never be heard saying "what's that long thing between daddy's legs?" __________________ I love my Victory Cross Country Tour 106. Smells like Victory! Ultra's are Limited There are two types of Harley riders. Those that trailer them and those that push them. The most Interesting Man in the World "Find the things in life you don't do well and don't do those things" Member # 0005

10-20-2010, 09:53 PM	#8
Stump Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Scottown ohio Posts: 1,225	Whats That Long Thing? __________________ Everyday is a holiday when you love your job, And if you don't you live in a nightmare.

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