Possibly The Blonde Joke Of The Year

**jmorrow** · 02-12-2008, 05:36 PM

A blonde went into a world wide message center to send a

message to her Mother overseas.

When the man told her it would cost $300, she exclaimed: "I

don't have that much money. "But I'd do anything to get a

message to my Mother."

The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect). "Anything?"

He asked.

"Yes, yes, anything" the blonde promised.

Well, then, "Just follow me" said the man as he walked toward

the next room.

The blonde did as she was told and followed the man.

"Come in and close the door" the man said.

She did.

He then said "Now get on your knees."

She did.

"Now take down my zipper."

She did.

"Now go ahead...take it out....." He said.

She reached in and grabbed his p***s with both hands, then

paused.

The man closed his eyes and whispered.. "Well ... go ahead."

The blonde slowly brought her mouth closer to it and while

holding it close to her lips, .....tentatively said .... "Hello.

Mom, can you hear me?"

02-12-2008, 06:20 PM

must behave....must behave....

that is hilarious...I can see her talking into it!!

Lots of pics may come (sp?) of this joke...unless they can control themselves!!

dakals · 02-12-2008, 06:34 PM

That is awesome!!!!

blowndodge · 02-12-2008, 07:00 PM

"Yes Dakals I hear you loud and clear!!!!!

vulcanvixen · 02-12-2008, 09:52 PM

02-12-2008, 10:16 PM

You people are perverts.

dakals · 02-12-2008, 10:55 PM

I HAVE ONE!!!!! Wait, i think i have two,.............nope, i have three. LOL

**Idaho** · 02-13-2008, 11:44 PM

Quote:

You people are perverts.

That's a good one Nico. Little like the pot calling the kettle black.

dakals · 02-15-2008, 04:35 PM

Financial Trouble

A blonde was having financial difficulties and decides that she has to take some serious action, so she goes to the park and kidnaps a young boy and writes a ransom note, 'I have kidnapped your son. Leave $10,000 behind the old elm tree and your son will come to no harm', she pins the note inside the boys jacket and sends him home.

Next day sure enough there was $10,000 behind the tree and with it a note saying, 'I cant believe one blonde would do this to another'.

02-15-2008, 04:37 PM

Thot thar is funny.... don't care who y'ar'.

socwkbiker · 02-15-2008, 04:54 PM

LMAO!

misunderstood · 02-15-2008, 04:57 PM

dakals · 02-15-2008, 04:58 PM

I love that icon Misunderstood!!!!! He is too cute!

02-15-2008, 05:17 PM

that's toooooooo funny!!!

( i agree with dakals btw..your chimp is too cute!)

misunderstood · 02-15-2008, 05:20 PM

I'm blushing. Thanks !

02-12-2008, 05:36 PM	#1
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	Possibly The Blonde Joke Of The Year A blonde went into a world wide message center to send a message to her Mother overseas. When the man told her it would cost $300, she exclaimed: "I don't have that much money. "But I'd do anything to get a message to my Mother." The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect). "Anything?" He asked. "Yes, yes, anything" the blonde promised. Well, then, "Just follow me" said the man as he walked toward the next room. The blonde did as she was told and followed the man. "Come in and close the door" the man said. She did. He then said "Now get on your knees." She did. "Now take down my zipper." She did. "Now go ahead...take it out....." He said. She reached in and grabbed his p***s with both hands, then paused. The man closed his eyes and whispered.. "Well ... go ahead." The blonde slowly brought her mouth closer to it and while holding it close to her lips, .....tentatively said .... "Hello. Mom, can you hear me?" __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

02-12-2008, 06:20 PM	#2
Guest Posts: n/a	Possibly The Blonde Joke Of The Year must behave....must behave.... that is hilarious...I can see her talking into it!! Lots of pics may come (sp?) of this joke...unless they can control themselves!!

02-12-2008, 06:34 PM	#3
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	Possibly The Blonde Joke Of The Year That is awesome!!!!

02-12-2008, 07:00 PM	#4
blowndodge Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Washington City, Utah Posts: 16,474	Possibly The Blonde Joke Of The Year "Yes Dakals I hear you loud and clear!!!!! __________________ I love my Victory Cross Country Tour 106. Smells like Victory! Ultra's are Limited There are two types of Harley riders. Those that trailer them and those that push them. The most Interesting Man in the World "Find the things in life you don't do well and don't do those things" Member # 0005

02-12-2008, 09:52 PM	#5
vulcanvixen Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: San Diego County, CA Posts: 350	Possibly The Blonde Joke Of The Year

02-12-2008, 10:16 PM	#6
Guest Posts: n/a	Possibly The Blonde Joke Of The Year You people are perverts.

02-12-2008, 10:55 PM	#7
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	Possibly The Blonde Joke Of The Year I HAVE ONE!!!!! Wait, i think i have two,.............nope, i have three. LOL

02-15-2008, 04:35 PM	#9
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	Possibly The Blonde Joke Of The Year Financial Trouble A blonde was having financial difficulties and decides that she has to take some serious action, so she goes to the park and kidnaps a young boy and writes a ransom note, 'I have kidnapped your son. Leave $10,000 behind the old elm tree and your son will come to no harm', she pins the note inside the boys jacket and sends him home. Next day sure enough there was $10,000 behind the tree and with it a note saying, 'I cant believe one blonde would do this to another'.

02-15-2008, 04:37 PM	#10
Guest Posts: n/a	Possibly The Blonde Joke Of The Year Thot thar is funny.... don't care who y'ar'.

02-15-2008, 04:54 PM	#11
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	Possibly The Blonde Joke Of The Year LMAO! __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD

02-15-2008, 04:57 PM	#12
misunderstood Sr. Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Knoxville,TN Posts: 1,845	Possibly The Blonde Joke Of The Year

02-15-2008, 04:58 PM	#13
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	Possibly The Blonde Joke Of The Year I love that icon Misunderstood!!!!! He is too cute!

02-15-2008, 05:17 PM	#14
Guest Posts: n/a	Possibly The Blonde Joke Of The Year that's toooooooo funny!!! ( i agree with dakals btw..your chimp is too cute!)

02-15-2008, 05:20 PM	#15
misunderstood Sr. Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Knoxville,TN Posts: 1,845	Possibly The Blonde Joke Of The Year I'm blushing. Thanks !

Similar Threads
Thread	Thread Starter	Forum	Replies	Last Post
THE BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR - SO FAR	ringadingh	Lighter Side/Jokes	4	01-18-2011 09:07 AM
BLONDE JOKE	jmorrow	Lighter Side/Jokes	3	09-20-2008 04:27 PM
Best Blonde Joke	nomad1600	Lighter Side/Jokes	2	06-06-2008 10:45 PM
One more Blonde joke	Yellow Jacket	Lighter Side/Jokes	1	02-12-2008 10:52 PM
Blonde joke	bluetongue	Lighter Side/Jokes	21	12-29-2007 08:32 PM