The Pregnant Blonde.

**wompus** · 07-10-2011, 08:39 PM

The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping so excitedly but I thought, 'what the heck', and I started jumping up and down along with her.

She said, 'I have some really great news!'

I said, 'Great. Tell me why you're so happy.'

She stopped jumping and breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down and told me that she was pregnant.

I knew she'd been trying for a while so I told her, 'That's great I couldn't be happier for you!'

Then she said, 'There's more'

I asked, What do you mean there's more..

She said, 'Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!'

Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew.. She said...

(You're going to love this!)

Well, that was the easy part. I went to Sam's Club and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a TWIN-pack. Both tests came out positive!
The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping so excitedly but I thought, 'what the heck', and I started jumping up and down along with her.

She said, 'I have some really great news!'

I said, 'Great. Tell me why you're so happy.'

She stopped jumping and breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down and told me that she was pregnant.

I knew she'd been trying for a while so I told her, 'That's great I couldn't be happier for you!'

Then she said, 'There's more'

I asked, What do you mean there's more..

She said, 'Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!'

Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew.. She said...

(You're going to love this!)

Well, that was the easy part. I went to Sam's Club and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a TWIN-pack. Both tests came out positive!

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jesse · 07-10-2011, 08:43 PM

That one doesn't deserve a response. ::) Must have been a true blonde!

AlabamaNomadRider · 07-10-2011, 08:45 PM

That was a funny one.

I even read both posts. It wasn't any funnier the second time.

**ringadingh** · 07-10-2011, 10:06 PM

Loafer · 07-11-2011, 09:11 AM

pirate · 07-11-2011, 09:55 AM

That was a good one...both times!

**BudMan** · 07-11-2011, 03:56 PM

waterman · 07-12-2011, 08:17 AM

I wonder if Wompus is blonde for posting it twice.

Stump · 07-12-2011, 08:18 AM

What can I say to that ?What can I say to that? I must be haveing a blonde momminte. ???

07-10-2011, 08:39 PM	#1
wompus Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Gainesville, Ga. Posts: 1,950	The Pregnant Blonde. The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping so excitedly but I thought, 'what the heck', and I started jumping up and down along with her. She said, 'I have some really great news!' I said, 'Great. Tell me why you're so happy.' She stopped jumping and breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down and told me that she was pregnant. I knew she'd been trying for a while so I told her, 'That's great I couldn't be happier for you!' Then she said, 'There's more' I asked, What do you mean there's more.. She said, 'Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!' Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew.. She said... (You're going to love this!) Well, that was the easy part. I went to Sam's Club and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a TWIN-pack. Both tests came out positive! The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping so excitedly but I thought, 'what the heck', and I started jumping up and down along with her. She said, 'I have some really great news!' I said, 'Great. Tell me why you're so happy.' She stopped jumping and breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down and told me that she was pregnant. I knew she'd been trying for a while so I told her, 'That's great I couldn't be happier for you!' Then she said, 'There's more' I asked, What do you mean there's more.. She said, 'Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!' Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew.. She said... (You're going to love this!) Well, that was the easy part. I went to Sam's Club and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a TWIN-pack. Both tests came out positive! . __________________ Mike "WOMPUS' Nieznany 1999 Nomad "Fronkensteen" Viet Nam Vet 68-69-70 KawaNOW #00577 I'm sarcastic and have a smart ass attitude. It's a natural defense against DRAMA, BULLSHIT & STUPIDITY!!

07-10-2011, 08:43 PM	#2
jesse Sr. Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Farmington, Arkansas Posts: 1,013	The Pregnant Blonde. That one doesn't deserve a response. ::) Must have been a true blonde! __________________ 2012 Goldwing 80,000+ & counting 2005 Nomad 76,585 mi VBA #628 IBA #54485

07-10-2011, 08:45 PM	#3
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	The Pregnant Blonde. That was a funny one. I even read both posts. It wasn't any funnier the second time. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

07-10-2011, 10:06 PM	#4
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	The Pregnant Blonde. __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

07-11-2011, 09:11 AM	#5
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	The Pregnant Blonde. __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]

07-11-2011, 09:55 AM	#6
pirate Sr. Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: North Dakota Posts: 1,865	The Pregnant Blonde. That was a good one...both times!

07-11-2011, 03:56 PM	#7
BudMan Join Date: May 2009 Location: Greenwood, Ark. Posts: 4,736	The Pregnant Blonde. __________________ Dave Jesse 2012 1700 Gray/Black Voyager 2006 1600 Nomad Green/Silver Sold VBA #1108 2010- Eureka Springs - Antlers - 2011- Maggie Valley - Antlers 2012- Margaritaville Ride - Van Buren - Antlers - 2013- Estes Park - Antlers 2014- Mountain View - Antlers - 2015- Eureka Springs - Antlers 2016- Salem - Antlers - 2017- Eureka Springs - Lake George - Antlers - 2018- Custer - Antlers

07-12-2011, 08:17 AM	#8
waterman Top Contributor Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Colorado Posts: 6,530	The Pregnant Blonde. I wonder if Wompus is blonde for posting it twice. __________________ Joel "Waterman" 2017 HD Road Glide Ultra 2006 Nomad - Sold VBA 213 VROC 16913 Custer 09: Cortez 10: Crescent City 11: Kanab 12: Estes Park 13: Tahoe 14: Red Lodge 16

07-12-2011, 08:18 AM	#9
Stump Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Scottown ohio Posts: 1,225	The Pregnant Blonde. What can I say to that ?What can I say to that? I must be haveing a blonde momminte. ??? __________________ Everyday is a holiday when you love your job, And if you don't you live in a nightmare.

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