Pregnant

**ringadingh** · 07-08-2008, 08:10 PM

A Ritchie County, West Virginia farmer got in his pickup and drove to a neighboring farm and knocked at the door. A young boy about 9 years old opened the door.
'Is yer Dad home?' the farmer asked. 'No sir, he ain't,' the boy replied. 'He went into town.'
'Well,' said the farmer, 'is yer Mom here?'
'No, sir, she ain't here neither. She went into town with Dad.'
'How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?'
'He went with Mom and Dad.'
The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other and mumbling to himself.
'Is there anything I can do fer ya?' the boy asked politely. 'I know where all the tools are if you want to borry one. Or maybe I could take a message fer Dad.'
'Well,' said the farmer uncomfortably, 'I really wanted to talk to yer Dad. It's about your Brother Howard getting my daughter, Pearly Mae, Pregnant.'
The boy considered for a moment. 'You would have to talk to Pa about that' he finally conceded. 'If it helps you any, I know that Pa charges $500 for the bull and $50 for the hog, but I really don't know
how much he gets fer Howard.'

**jmorrow** · 07-09-2008, 02:57 AM

mmartin · 07-09-2008, 08:30 AM

haha hehe

bear · 07-09-2008, 12:08 PM

YEE HAA!!

**Kawhead** · 07-09-2008, 12:15 PM

I charge nothing no job to big or small.

beezer · 07-09-2008, 04:27 PM

Yellow Jacket · 07-10-2008, 07:30 PM

I think the price would depend on the receptacle. Really hot: free, really ugly: $20.000.

socwkbiker · 07-10-2008, 08:16 PM

So this one would be free for you?

dakals · 07-13-2008, 10:14 PM

I don't charge!!!! LOL

07-08-2008, 08:10 PM	#1
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Pregnant A Ritchie County, West Virginia farmer got in his pickup and drove to a neighboring farm and knocked at the door. A young boy about 9 years old opened the door. 'Is yer Dad home?' the farmer asked. 'No sir, he ain't,' the boy replied. 'He went into town.' 'Well,' said the farmer, 'is yer Mom here?' 'No, sir, she ain't here neither. She went into town with Dad.' 'How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?' 'He went with Mom and Dad.' The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other and mumbling to himself. 'Is there anything I can do fer ya?' the boy asked politely. 'I know where all the tools are if you want to borry one. Or maybe I could take a message fer Dad.' 'Well,' said the farmer uncomfortably, 'I really wanted to talk to yer Dad. It's about your Brother Howard getting my daughter, Pearly Mae, Pregnant.' The boy considered for a moment. 'You would have to talk to Pa about that' he finally conceded. 'If it helps you any, I know that Pa charges $500 for the bull and $50 for the hog, but I really don't know how much he gets fer Howard.' __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

07-09-2008, 02:57 AM	#2
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	Pregnant __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

07-09-2008, 08:30 AM	#3
mmartin Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Arkansas/Mississippi Posts: 474	Pregnant haha hehe

07-09-2008, 12:08 PM	#4
bear Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: South Louisiana Posts: 322	Pregnant YEE HAA!!

07-09-2008, 12:15 PM	#5
Kawhead Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: 6th Floor up at the The Nervous Hospital up in East Central State, NC Posts: 7,454	Pregnant I charge nothing no job to big or small. __________________ ??-Mar.2,2012 "Rocky" My Beloved Dog RIP Mike Tripp VBA#767 '96 800 Vulcan Classic 06 1600 Nomad 07 1600 Nomad "The shoes you buy at the Salvation Army is already been broke in"- Aunt Kawhead

07-09-2008, 04:27 PM	#6
beezer Top Contributor Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The VooDoo Lounge Posts: 5,780	Pregnant __________________ 2012 FLHTK

07-10-2008, 07:30 PM	#7
Yellow Jacket Top Contributor Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Fayetteville, Georgia Posts: 5,792	Pregnant I think the price would depend on the receptacle. Really hot: free, really ugly: $20.000. __________________ Bob KawaNOW/VBA 210 Green/Silver 2006 Patriot Guard Riders 2009

07-10-2008, 08:16 PM	#8
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	Pregnant So this one would be free for you? __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD

07-13-2008, 10:14 PM	#9
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	Pregnant I don't charge!!!! LOL

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