Who's The Father

rooster1 · 11-01-2010, 10:50 AM

Who's The Father?

A lady was in the delivery room starting to deliver her baby. As it made its appearance it was dark and had an afro.

The doctor said, "Ma'am, have you ever slept with a black man?"

She said, "Well, yes, but only once."

"Once is all it takes" he replied.

Then the torso appeared and it was yellow.

"Ma'am, have you ever slept with an Asian man?" the doctor asked.

"Well, yes" she said, "but only once."

"Once is all it takes," he said.

When the legs appeared they were red. The doctor asked her if she had ever slept with an Native American and she said, "only once," and he replied that that was all it took.

Then the doctor held it upside down and slapped its bottom to make it cry.

"Oh, thank God," she exclaimed "at least it doesn't bark!"

**BudMan** · 11-01-2010, 04:31 PM

oh my!

**ringadingh** · 11-01-2010, 07:34 PM

AlabamaNomadRider · 11-01-2010, 11:31 PM

Stump · 11-02-2010, 07:56 PM

11-01-2010, 10:50 AM	#1
rooster1 Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Cheltenham , Penna. Posts: 1,091	Who's The Father Who's The Father? A lady was in the delivery room starting to deliver her baby. As it made its appearance it was dark and had an afro. The doctor said, "Ma'am, have you ever slept with a black man?" She said, "Well, yes, but only once." "Once is all it takes" he replied. Then the torso appeared and it was yellow. "Ma'am, have you ever slept with an Asian man?" the doctor asked. "Well, yes" she said, "but only once." "Once is all it takes," he said. When the legs appeared they were red. The doctor asked her if she had ever slept with an Native American and she said, "only once," and he replied that that was all it took. Then the doctor held it upside down and slapped its bottom to make it cry. "Oh, thank God," she exclaimed "at least it doesn't bark!"

11-01-2010, 04:31 PM	#2
BudMan Join Date: May 2009 Location: Greenwood, Ark. Posts: 4,736	Who's The Father oh my! __________________ Dave Jesse 2012 1700 Gray/Black Voyager 2006 1600 Nomad Green/Silver Sold VBA #1108 2010- Eureka Springs - Antlers - 2011- Maggie Valley - Antlers 2012- Margaritaville Ride - Van Buren - Antlers - 2013- Estes Park - Antlers 2014- Mountain View - Antlers - 2015- Eureka Springs - Antlers 2016- Salem - Antlers - 2017- Eureka Springs - Lake George - Antlers - 2018- Custer - Antlers

11-01-2010, 07:34 PM	#3
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Who's The Father __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

11-01-2010, 11:31 PM	#4
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Who's The Father __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

11-02-2010, 07:56 PM	#5
Stump Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Scottown ohio Posts: 1,225	Who's The Father __________________ Everyday is a holiday when you love your job, And if you don't you live in a nightmare.

Similar Threads
Thread	Thread Starter	Forum	Replies	Last Post
Father O'Malley	AlabamaNomadRider	Lighter Side/Jokes	0	03-14-2010 12:12 AM
Father & Son	rooster1	Lighter Side/Jokes	2	04-20-2009 05:29 PM
I think you're the father of one of my kids.	ridemslow	Lighter Side/Jokes	6	02-21-2009 10:54 PM
Lost my Father	radco	In Memoriam	18	01-28-2009 05:34 PM
I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS...	texasfisherdude	Lighter Side/Jokes	4	06-07-2008 10:31 AM