I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS...

texasfisherdude · 06-06-2008, 12:55 PM

I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS...

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says,"My G-d, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???"

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher."

oledawg · 06-06-2008, 06:02 PM

::) Humility Takes awhile to apreciate its

benefits!

dakals · 06-06-2008, 10:51 PM

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!LMAO!!!!!!

**ringadingh** · 06-06-2008, 11:33 PM

LOL!

ianicky · 06-07-2008, 10:31 AM

lmao how embarrasing

06-06-2008, 12:55 PM	#1
texasfisherdude Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Dickinson Texas Posts: 252	I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS... I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS... A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids." Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says,"My G-d, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???" She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher."

06-06-2008, 06:02 PM	#2
oledawg Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: York PA Posts: 1,146	I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS... ::) Humility Takes awhile to apreciate its benefits!

06-06-2008, 10:51 PM	#3
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS... HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!LMAO!!!!!!

06-06-2008, 11:33 PM	#4
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS... LOL! __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

06-07-2008, 10:31 AM	#5
ianicky Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Somerset, England Posts: 1,131	I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS... lmao how embarrasing

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