Dirty old man

09-11-2008, 03:22 PM

An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl in a bikini -
"I want to feel your breasts" he exclaimed.
"Get away from me, you crazy old man" she replied.

"I want to feel your breasts, I will give you twenty dollars," he says.
"Twenty dollars, are you nuts!? Get away from me!"

"I want to feel your breasts, I will give you ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS" he stated.
"NO! Get away from me!"
"TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS" he offered.
She paused to think about it, but then comes to her senses and said, "I said NO!"

"FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS if you let me feel your breasts," he claimed.
She thought, well he is old, and he seems harmless enough...and $500 IS a lot of money....
"Well, OK...but only for a minute."

She loosened her bikini top and while both are standing there on the beach, he slid his hands underneath and began to feel... then he started saying, "OH MY GOD...OH MY GOD...OH MY GOD..." while he was caressing them.

Out of curiosity, she asked him, "Why do you keep saying, 'Oh my god, oh my god'?"

While continuing to feel her breasts he answered, "OH MY GOD...OH MY GOD...OH MY GOD...
OH MY GOD, where am I ever going to get five hundred dollars?

beezer · 09-11-2008, 03:34 PM

I'll have to try that :)

**jmorrow** · 09-11-2008, 04:43 PM

That's an idea

mmartin · 09-11-2008, 05:59 PM

smart fellow

09-11-2008, 06:45 PM

lol...I should of known better...didn't think i was giving all you guys an idea!!! ;)

gofs99 · 09-11-2008, 07:37 PM

Too Late!!! I am going to owe a lot of money after tomorrow! ;)

Yellow Jacket · 09-11-2008, 07:47 PM

Damn! She said I had to pay up before I could feel up! My luck is always rotten! :( :(

dakals · 09-11-2008, 10:09 PM

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**billmac** · 09-11-2008, 10:18 PM

Its great to learn there are some advantages to being old and seemingly harmless.

ianicky · 09-12-2008, 02:37 AM

Lmao cant wait till im old to try that ;)

socwkbiker · 09-13-2008, 10:50 PM

That's a great one!

**ringadingh** · 09-14-2008, 08:33 AM

Why didn't I ever think of that!

09-11-2008, 03:22 PM	#1
Guest Posts: n/a	Dirty old man An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl in a bikini - "I want to feel your breasts" he exclaimed. "Get away from me, you crazy old man" she replied. "I want to feel your breasts, I will give you twenty dollars," he says. "Twenty dollars, are you nuts!? Get away from me!" "I want to feel your breasts, I will give you ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS" he stated. "NO! Get away from me!" "TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS" he offered. She paused to think about it, but then comes to her senses and said, "I said NO!" "FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS if you let me feel your breasts," he claimed. She thought, well he is old, and he seems harmless enough...and $500 IS a lot of money.... "Well, OK...but only for a minute." She loosened her bikini top and while both are standing there on the beach, he slid his hands underneath and began to feel... then he started saying, "OH MY GOD...OH MY GOD...OH MY GOD..." while he was caressing them. Out of curiosity, she asked him, "Why do you keep saying, 'Oh my god, oh my god'?" While continuing to feel her breasts he answered, "OH MY GOD...OH MY GOD...OH MY GOD... OH MY GOD, where am I ever going to get five hundred dollars?

09-11-2008, 03:34 PM	#2
beezer Top Contributor Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The VooDoo Lounge Posts: 5,780	Dirty old man I'll have to try that :) __________________ 2012 FLHTK

09-11-2008, 04:43 PM	#3
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	Dirty old man That's an idea __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

09-11-2008, 05:59 PM	#4
mmartin Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Arkansas/Mississippi Posts: 474	Dirty old man smart fellow

09-11-2008, 06:45 PM	#5
Guest Posts: n/a	Dirty old man lol...I should of known better...didn't think i was giving all you guys an idea!!! ;)

09-11-2008, 07:37 PM	#6
gofs99 Jr. Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Rockford, Illinois Posts: 41	Dirty old man Too Late!!! I am going to owe a lot of money after tomorrow! ;)

09-11-2008, 07:47 PM	#7
Yellow Jacket Top Contributor Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Fayetteville, Georgia Posts: 5,792	Dirty old man Damn! She said I had to pay up before I could feel up! My luck is always rotten! :( :( __________________ Bob KawaNOW/VBA 210 Green/Silver 2006 Patriot Guard Riders 2009

09-11-2008, 10:09 PM	#8
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	Dirty old man ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

09-11-2008, 10:18 PM	#9
billmac Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 1,472	Dirty old man Its great to learn there are some advantages to being old and seemingly harmless.

09-12-2008, 02:37 AM	#10
ianicky Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Somerset, England Posts: 1,131	Dirty old man Lmao cant wait till im old to try that ;)

09-13-2008, 10:50 PM	#11
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	Dirty old man That's a great one! __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD

09-14-2008, 08:33 AM	#12
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Dirty old man Why didn't I ever think of that! __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

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