dirty Jokes

[justbrian]

So i was wondering, seeing that im a little new here im not sure how far i can take a diry or nasty joke/riddle with out getting offensive.
here is one to test out if its to offeswive let me know!

Humptydumpty sat on the bed. Lilbopeep was giving him head. As soon as he came she started to weep. She knew by the taste hed been f**king her sheep.

maybe another

A man wakes up hung over from a keger last night.And he notsese two ring on his dik.He went to a docter and he says ’I have good news and bad the good news is the first ring is lip stik.’’oh than god the man said’’But the bad news is the secont ring is chewing tabaco.

Must have been a chick from down where Scoot lives

Originally Posted by justbrian

So i was wondering, seeing that im a little new here im not sure how far i can take a diry or nasty joke/riddle with out getting offensive.
here is one to test out if its to offeswive let me know!

Humptydumpty sat on the bed. Lilbopeep was giving him head. As soon as he came she started to weep. She knew by the taste hed been f**king her sheep.

maybe another

A man wakes up hung over from a keger last night.And he notsese two ring on his dik.He went to a docter and he says ’I have good news and bad the good news is the first ring is lip stik.’’oh than god the man said’’But the bad news is the secont ring is chewing tabaco.

I think you answered your own question Brian... "without getting offensive".
As long as it's not directly intended to offend anyone.... you should be safe!!


Although....... "offensive" is up to interpretation........


I have a friend who knows a lipstick wearing, tobacco chewing transvestite that just might take offense to that!!!!!!! ;)




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[dakals]

LMAO!!!!!!!