Renting vs buying

**jmorrow** · 08-26-2008, 04:54 PM

The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:

After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.

Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship (which would NOT have happened!)
it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.

This is Heather.

On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl, Kristen, an absolute stunner
with a body like no other, charges $4,000 an hour. For anything!

This is Kristen.

Had Paul McCartney 'employed' Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million
for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a saving of $41.7 million).

Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing,
never a headache, plays all requests,
no bitching and complaining or 'to do' lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done,
and comes back when you ask her. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.

Just proves I guess that renting makes far more sense.

mmartin · 08-26-2008, 07:09 PM

I agree with that

**ringadingh** · 08-26-2008, 08:14 PM

Wow; can someone loan me 7.3 mil.

dakals · 08-26-2008, 10:11 PM

Very interesting!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

phenrichs · 08-27-2008, 08:06 AM

Jim you are truly a poet and modern day Socrates. I dont know if you find this stuff or make it up, but if you are coming up with these on your own you are surely a philosopher to KawaNOW.

socwkbiker · 08-27-2008, 10:34 AM

I like the way you're thinking.

**billmac** · 08-27-2008, 10:43 AM

All I can say is, both these guys are big spenders. Clearly McCarthy got screwed. His math is not as good as his music.

**Kawhead** · 08-28-2008, 01:21 PM

I'm very fond of Elliot's plan. He owned one and rented one @ the same time. It works fine until........... your caught! Now that he's been caught I'm sure his wife is playing like the cat with the injured mouse. Sucking the life out of him a drop at a time. You gotta include a price on that.

08-26-2008, 04:54 PM	#1
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	Renting vs buying The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows: After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship (which would NOT have happened!) it ended up costing him $26,849 per time. This is Heather. On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl, Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other, charges $4,000 an hour. For anything! This is Kristen. Had Paul McCartney 'employed' Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a saving of $41.7 million). Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, plays all requests, no bitching and complaining or 'to do' lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when you ask her. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees. Just proves I guess that renting makes far more sense. __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

08-26-2008, 07:09 PM	#2
mmartin Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Arkansas/Mississippi Posts: 474	Renting vs buying I agree with that

08-26-2008, 08:14 PM	#3
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Renting vs buying Wow; can someone loan me 7.3 mil. __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

08-26-2008, 10:11 PM	#4
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	Renting vs buying Very interesting!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

08-27-2008, 08:06 AM	#5
phenrichs Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Sioux Falls, SD Posts: 2,498	Renting vs buying Jim you are truly a poet and modern day Socrates. I dont know if you find this stuff or make it up, but if you are coming up with these on your own you are surely a philosopher to KawaNOW.

08-27-2008, 10:34 AM	#6
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	Renting vs buying I like the way you're thinking. __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD

08-27-2008, 10:43 AM	#7
billmac Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 1,472	Renting vs buying All I can say is, both these guys are big spenders. Clearly McCarthy got screwed. His math is not as good as his music.

08-28-2008, 01:21 PM	#8
Kawhead Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: 6th Floor up at the The Nervous Hospital up in East Central State, NC Posts: 7,454	Renting vs buying I'm very fond of Elliot's plan. He owned one and rented one @ the same time. It works fine until........... your caught! Now that he's been caught I'm sure his wife is playing like the cat with the injured mouse. Sucking the life out of him a drop at a time. You gotta include a price on that. __________________ ??-Mar.2,2012 "Rocky" My Beloved Dog RIP Mike Tripp VBA#767 '96 800 Vulcan Classic 06 1600 Nomad 07 1600 Nomad "The shoes you buy at the Salvation Army is already been broke in"- Aunt Kawhead

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