Buying Condoms

rooster1 · 03-28-2009, 09:41 PM

The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was waited on by a beautiful young woman.

She asked what size I wanted and I said I wasn't sure. So she asked now big I was and I said, "Compared to what?"

She held up one finger and asked if I was that big. I said, "I'm bigger than that."

Then she held up two fingers and asked if I was that big. I said, "I'm bigger than that."

Then she held up three fingers and asked if I was that big. I said, "I'm about that big."

She put the three fingers in her mouth and said, "You're a medium." ::)

**ringadingh** · 03-28-2009, 10:13 PM

Where is that drugstore!! ;) ;)

strobe · 03-29-2009, 12:25 AM

LOL

**coacha** · 03-30-2009, 09:31 AM

LOL, very good one!

03-28-2009, 09:41 PM	#1
rooster1 Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Cheltenham , Penna. Posts: 1,091	Buying Condoms The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was waited on by a beautiful young woman. She asked what size I wanted and I said I wasn't sure. So she asked now big I was and I said, "Compared to what?" She held up one finger and asked if I was that big. I said, "I'm bigger than that." Then she held up two fingers and asked if I was that big. I said, "I'm bigger than that." Then she held up three fingers and asked if I was that big. I said, "I'm about that big." She put the three fingers in her mouth and said, "You're a medium." ::)

03-28-2009, 10:13 PM	#2
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Buying Condoms Where is that drugstore!! ;) ;) __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

03-29-2009, 12:25 AM	#3
strobe Sr. Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 1,200	Buying Condoms LOL __________________ Cory 2013 Honda GL1800 Goldwing 2008 Kawasaki KLR 650 (for sale) 2007 Honda ST1300 (sold) 2005 Kawasaki Nomad (sold) 2004 Suzuki Hayabusa (sold) http://www.strobel.ws VBA #01021 VROC #29389

03-30-2009, 09:31 AM	#4
coacha Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Haysville, KS Posts: 6,259	Buying Condoms LOL, very good one! __________________ Ron "Coach" Allan, Haysville, KS 1999 Nomad Wine and Red "KawaTanker" 2009 BMW R1200RT 2003 BMW K1200LT "Magic Carpet" DOA 11/7/2015 VBA #00291 IBA # 41995 DS #320 '08 Elkins, WV; '09 Helen, GA; '09 Custer, SD; '10 Stanton, VA; '11 Maggie Valley; '12 Townsend, TN; '13 Estes Park; '13 Blairsville, GA; '15 Eureka Springs; '16 Helen; '18 Custer, SD

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