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10-20-2008, 03:58 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas
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divorce court
A man and his young wife were in divorce court, and the custody of their children created a problem. The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she brought the children into this world, she should keep custody of them. Then the man also wanted custody, and the judge asked him to justify his demand. After a long silence, the man slowly rose from his chair and replied, “Your Honor, when I put a dollar in a vending machine and a coke comes out, does the Coke belong to me or to the machine?”
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