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Hypnotist at the retirement center
A local retirement center thought it would be fun to bring in some entertainment for the folks there, so they ordered an Irish Hypnotist. The man started his act by pulling out a very shiney pocket watch explaining to his audience that it had been in his family for three generations. He held it out as it dangled by its chain and gently swung it back and forth, chanting: "Watch the watch"...."watch the watch"...."watch the watch" Suddenly the shiney heirloom slipped from his fingers and broke into 100 pieces as it hit the floor. The man yelled "OH SH*T"..........It took them a month to clean up the retirement center!
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Thats a good one.
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LMAO!!!!
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LOL!!!
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:-/ :-[
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Hypnotist at the retirement center
Yeeeeeecck!!!!!
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