The Hypnotist

**jmorrow** · 07-31-2008, 04:15 PM

A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone."

"No more headaches?" the husband asks,"What happened?"

His wife replies,"Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to

Stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat ,

I do not have a headache;

I do not have a headache,

I do not have a headache.'

"It worked! The headaches are all gone."

His wife then says, "You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of fire in the bedroom these last few years. Why don't you go see the Hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?"

The husband agrees to try it.

Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom. He puts her on the bed and says, "Don't move, I'll be right back."

He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes later and jumps into bed and makes passionate love to his wife like never before.

His wife says, "Boy, that was wonderful!"

The husband says, "Don't move! I'll be right back."

He goes back into the bathroom, comes back and round two was even better than the first time. The wife sits up and her head is spinning.

Her husband again says, "Don't move, I'll be right back."

With that, he goes back in the bathroom.

This time, his wife quietly follows him and there, in the bathroom, she sees him standing at the mirror and saying,

She's not my wife.

She's not my wife.

She's not my wife!"

His funeral service will be held on Saturday !!

07-31-2008, 05:04 PM

Hope she made him suffer a bit!

Yellow Jacket · 07-31-2008, 05:10 PM

Damn! There's just no pleasing some wimmin!

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beezer · 07-31-2008, 06:30 PM

frickin wimmen

07-31-2008, 06:47 PM

poor guys....can't live with us....you know the rest!

mmartin · 07-31-2008, 07:34 PM

give'em what they want and still they gripe
just can't win

**ringadingh** · 07-31-2008, 09:19 PM

He made her happy, and she's still pissed off. Thats just plain unreasonable.

dakals · 08-06-2008, 03:36 PM

OMG!!!!! That was great!!!!!!!!

I mean get him!!!!!!!

07-31-2008, 04:15 PM	#1
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	The Hypnotist A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone." "No more headaches?" the husband asks,"What happened?" His wife replies,"Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to Stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat , I do not have a headache; I do not have a headache, I do not have a headache.' "It worked! The headaches are all gone." His wife then says, "You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of fire in the bedroom these last few years. Why don't you go see the Hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?" The husband agrees to try it. Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom. He puts her on the bed and says, "Don't move, I'll be right back." He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes later and jumps into bed and makes passionate love to his wife like never before. His wife says, "Boy, that was wonderful!" The husband says, "Don't move! I'll be right back." He goes back into the bathroom, comes back and round two was even better than the first time. The wife sits up and her head is spinning. Her husband again says, "Don't move, I'll be right back." With that, he goes back in the bathroom. This time, his wife quietly follows him and there, in the bathroom, she sees him standing at the mirror and saying, She's not my wife. She's not my wife. She's not my wife!" His funeral service will be held on Saturday !! __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

07-31-2008, 05:04 PM	#2
Guest Posts: n/a	The Hypnotist Hope she made him suffer a bit!

07-31-2008, 05:10 PM	#3
Yellow Jacket Top Contributor Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Fayetteville, Georgia Posts: 5,792	The Hypnotist Damn! There's just no pleasing some wimmin! :(" title="" border="0"/> __________________ Bob KawaNOW/VBA 210 Green/Silver 2006 Patriot Guard Riders 2009

07-31-2008, 06:30 PM	#4
beezer Top Contributor Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The VooDoo Lounge Posts: 5,780	The Hypnotist frickin wimmen __________________ 2012 FLHTK

07-31-2008, 06:47 PM	#5
Guest Posts: n/a	The Hypnotist poor guys....can't live with us....you know the rest!

07-31-2008, 07:34 PM	#6
mmartin Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Arkansas/Mississippi Posts: 474	The Hypnotist give'em what they want and still they gripe just can't win

07-31-2008, 09:19 PM	#7
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	The Hypnotist He made her happy, and she's still pissed off. Thats just plain unreasonable. __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

08-06-2008, 03:36 PM	#8
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	The Hypnotist OMG!!!!! That was great!!!!!!!! I mean get him!!!!!!!

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