Politics

beezer · 06-24-2008, 05:41 PM

Whether Conservative,Liberal or Labour , I think you'll get a kick out of this!

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'

Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:

I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister.

Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.

We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.

The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.

And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.

Now think about that and see if it makes sense.'

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.

Later that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.

He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy.

So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.

Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny.
He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. '

The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'

The little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep sh*t.'

**ringadingh** · 06-24-2008, 07:45 PM

Thats right on Beezer.

Yellow Jacket · 06-24-2008, 08:10 PM

That sums it up pretty good.

ponch · 06-24-2008, 10:44 PM

Not bad. I like this explanation better: http://www.unclejayexplains.com/media/UJwmv10-15-07.wmv

beezer · 06-25-2008, 04:14 AM

that was a good explanation ponch. Put in these terms I'm finally learning something about politics

**ringadingh** · 06-25-2008, 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by beezer

that was a good explanation ponch. Put in these terms I'm finally learning something about politics

Keep learning, someday you might be the President.

jussmatt · 06-25-2008, 09:48 AM

Amen!!! Alll the way around!!! LOL!

basco · 06-25-2008, 10:27 AM

That hit the nail right on the head

Wheres Ross Perot when you need him

oledawg · 06-25-2008, 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ringadingh

Quote:

Originally Posted by beezer

that was a good explanation ponch. Put in these terms I'm finally learning something about politics

Keep learning, someday you might be the President.

Or------- "Secretary of the Interior" ::)

06-24-2008, 05:41 PM	#1
beezer Top Contributor Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The VooDoo Lounge Posts: 5,780	Politics Whether Conservative,Liberal or Labour , I think you'll get a kick out of this! A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. Now think about that and see if it makes sense.' So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy. So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. ' The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.' The little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep sh*t.' __________________ 2012 FLHTK Login or Register to Remove Ads
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06-24-2008, 07:45 PM	#2
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Politics Thats right on Beezer. __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951
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06-24-2008, 08:10 PM	#3
Yellow Jacket Top Contributor Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Fayetteville, Georgia Posts: 5,792	Politics That sums it up pretty good. __________________ Bob KawaNOW/VBA 210 Green/Silver 2006 Patriot Guard Riders 2009
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06-24-2008, 10:44 PM	#4
ponch Sr. Contributor Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Way East Valley Posts: 12,017	Politics Not bad. I like this explanation better: http://www.unclejayexplains.com/media/UJwmv10-15-07.wmv __________________ Ponch VBA 0019 VROC 8109-R BMWMOA 162849 BMWRA 41335 BMW: When you care enough to ride the very best. My Motorrad Blog My Motorrad YouTube 2009 BMW R1200RT Previous bikes:2007 Nomad \| 2001 Vulcan 800 Classic \| 1984 GPz750 \| 1978 KZ1000A2 Rallies: Custer '09\|Prairie Du Chien '10\|Crescent City '11
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06-25-2008, 04:14 AM	#5
beezer Top Contributor Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The VooDoo Lounge Posts: 5,780	Politics that was a good explanation ponch. Put in these terms I'm finally learning something about politics __________________ 2012 FLHTK Login or Register to Remove Ads
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06-25-2008, 09:48 AM	#7
jussmatt Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Richmond, TX. Posts: 2,588	Politics Amen!!! Alll the way around!!! LOL!
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06-25-2008, 10:27 AM	#8
basco Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Taylor Tx Posts: 1,831	Politics That hit the nail right on the head Wheres Ross Perot when you need him
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