RED NECK JOY RIDING

rooster1 · 12-25-2009, 12:27 PM

Rednck Joy Riding!

Two redncks were drinking beer and joy riding when they spotted two Hispanic hitchhikers at the side of the road.

Zeke says to Jake, "Why don't we give those yahoos a scare! Act like you're going to run off the road and hit them."

Jake agrees and swerves in their direction, but he's had too much to drink and ran right over them.

They both said, "Oh well, tough luck," and continued on their way.

A little while later, Jake says to Zeke, "I wonder where those guys were going?"

Without hesitation, Zeke replied, "Florida."

Jake asked him how he knew that and Zeke's response was, "Right after you hit them, I clearly heard one of them say something about 'Sunny Beaches'."

**ringadingh** · 12-26-2009, 11:18 PM

Sometimes you have to make your own good times!

AlabamaNomadRider · 01-06-2010, 02:50 AM

12-25-2009, 12:27 PM	#1
rooster1 Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Cheltenham , Penna. Posts: 1,091	RED NECK JOY RIDING Rednck Joy Riding! Two redncks were drinking beer and joy riding when they spotted two Hispanic hitchhikers at the side of the road. Zeke says to Jake, "Why don't we give those yahoos a scare! Act like you're going to run off the road and hit them." Jake agrees and swerves in their direction, but he's had too much to drink and ran right over them. They both said, "Oh well, tough luck," and continued on their way. A little while later, Jake says to Zeke, "I wonder where those guys were going?" Without hesitation, Zeke replied, "Florida." Jake asked him how he knew that and Zeke's response was, "Right after you hit them, I clearly heard one of them say something about 'Sunny Beaches'."

12-26-2009, 11:18 PM	#2
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	RED NECK JOY RIDING Sometimes you have to make your own good times! __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

01-06-2010, 02:50 AM	#3
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	RED NECK JOY RIDING __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

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