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Old 01-19-2010, 02:06 PM   #1
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Red Neck Toilet Paper

Rednck Toilet Paper?

Two redncks were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one turned to the other and said he needed to go to the bathroom. So, they stopped the truck and he went behind some bushes.

When he returned to the truck, the other guy remarked, "That was fast!"

"Well, I need to take a sh*t but I've got nothing to wipe my ass with," he replied.

The other explained, "All you have to do is use a dollar to wipe your ass."

"Good idea," he said, as he headed back to the bushes.

A short while later, he returned to the truck with a really upset look on his face, and said, "That was a terrible idea. Not only did I get sh*t all over my hands, but now I've got four quarters stuck up my ass
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