Mother & Son Flying In Plane

rooster1 · 12-01-2010, 12:24 PM

A mother and her young inquisitive son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago.

The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If dogs have baby dogs and cats have baby cats, why don't planes have baby planes?"

The mother (who couldn't think of an answer), told her son to ask the flight attendant.

So the boy dutifully asked the flight attendant, "If dogs have baby dogs, and cats have baby cats, why don't planes have baby planes?"

The flight attendant responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me that?"

The little boy admitted that she did.

"Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Now, let your mother explain that to you."

**ringadingh** · 12-01-2010, 01:51 PM

Stump · 12-01-2010, 06:32 PM

AlabamaNomadRider · 12-01-2010, 10:16 PM

Good one.

12-01-2010, 12:24 PM	#1
rooster1 Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Cheltenham , Penna. Posts: 1,091	Mother & Son Flying In Plane A mother and her young inquisitive son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If dogs have baby dogs and cats have baby cats, why don't planes have baby planes?" The mother (who couldn't think of an answer), told her son to ask the flight attendant. So the boy dutifully asked the flight attendant, "If dogs have baby dogs, and cats have baby cats, why don't planes have baby planes?" The flight attendant responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me that?" The little boy admitted that she did. "Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Now, let your mother explain that to you."

12-01-2010, 01:51 PM	#2
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Mother & Son Flying In Plane __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

12-01-2010, 06:32 PM	#3
Stump Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Scottown ohio Posts: 1,225	Mother & Son Flying In Plane __________________ Everyday is a holiday when you love your job, And if you don't you live in a nightmare.

12-01-2010, 10:16 PM	#4
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Mother & Son Flying In Plane Good one. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

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