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Old 04-06-2009, 03:54 PM   #1
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Plane Crash

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
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Old 04-06-2009, 03:55 PM   #2
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Old 04-06-2009, 08:35 PM   #3
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Plane Crash

May as well crash in a freshly pressed shirt
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Old 04-06-2009, 10:49 PM   #4
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