Bill Clinton

rooster1 · 04-23-2009, 12:54 PM

Bill Clinton was at home, sitting down flicking the channels over when he sees the Miss Universe contest on and starts to watch it.

Then the phone rings suddenly.

"Hello," Bill says.

A husky female voice breathes into the receiver. "I've always wanted to listen to your voice while masturbating, Mr. President," the voice purrs down the phone.

Bill looks shocked and says, "That's amazing! How did you know I was masturbating?!" ::)

**jmorrow** · 04-23-2009, 03:55 PM

HA!

**ringadingh** · 04-23-2009, 07:56 PM

04-23-2009, 12:54 PM	#1
rooster1 Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Cheltenham , Penna. Posts: 1,091	Bill Clinton Bill Clinton was at home, sitting down flicking the channels over when he sees the Miss Universe contest on and starts to watch it. Then the phone rings suddenly. "Hello," Bill says. A husky female voice breathes into the receiver. "I've always wanted to listen to your voice while masturbating, Mr. President," the voice purrs down the phone. Bill looks shocked and says, "That's amazing! How did you know I was masturbating?!" ::)

04-23-2009, 03:55 PM	#2
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	Bill Clinton HA! __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

04-23-2009, 07:56 PM	#3
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