Bubba Has Shingles

**jmorrow** · 04-16-2009, 04:39 PM

Bubba Has Shingles.. If you spend much time in a doctor's office you'll appreciate this! Doesn't it seem more and more that physicians are running their practices like an assembly line? Here's what happened to Bubba:

Bubba walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Bubba said: 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.

Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Bubba to wait in the examining room.

A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, 'Shingles.' So the nurse gave Bubba a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Bubba to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.

An hour later the doctor came in and found Bubba sitting patiently in the nude and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, 'Shingles.' The doctor asked, 'Where?' Bubba said, 'Outside on the truck. Where do you want me to unload 'em??'

**ringadingh** · 04-16-2009, 04:44 PM

MarkG · 04-16-2009, 05:31 PM

Insurance will deny payment for the tests and poor Bubba will be stuck with the bill.

**Cajunrider** · 04-16-2009, 07:44 PM

rooster1 · 04-17-2009, 10:14 AM

pirate · 04-17-2009, 09:39 PM

Sad, but oh so very true!

keithcochran · 05-04-2009, 08:53 PM

WASN'T COVERED ON HIS HMO/PPO

04-16-2009, 04:39 PM	#1
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	Bubba Has Shingles Bubba Has Shingles.. If you spend much time in a doctor's office you'll appreciate this! Doesn't it seem more and more that physicians are running their practices like an assembly line? Here's what happened to Bubba: Bubba walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Bubba said: 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat. Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Bubba to wait in the examining room. A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, 'Shingles.' So the nurse gave Bubba a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Bubba to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor. An hour later the doctor came in and found Bubba sitting patiently in the nude and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, 'Shingles.' The doctor asked, 'Where?' Bubba said, 'Outside on the truck. Where do you want me to unload 'em??' __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

04-16-2009, 04:44 PM	#2
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Bubba Has Shingles __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

04-16-2009, 05:31 PM	#3
MarkG Sr. Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Chandler, AZ Posts: 1,255	Bubba Has Shingles Insurance will deny payment for the tests and poor Bubba will be stuck with the bill. __________________ Mark Griffin 2021 Manhattan Metallic K1600GTL 2016 Silver K1600GTL - sold 2015 Red/Blk Cross Country Tour - sold 2008 Red/Blk Nomad - sold KE7HG VBA 00176, IBA 65686, MOA 211564 Mesquite '08\|Custer '09\|Cortez '10\|Maggie Valley '11\|Kanab '12\|Estes Park '13\|Red Lodge '16\|Custer '18

04-16-2009, 07:44 PM	#4
Cajunrider Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: (SE Louisiana) Posts: 8,340	Bubba Has Shingles __________________ 2016 Electra Glide Ultra Limited CVO Palladium Silver / Phantom Blue 110 cu in SE 2012 Electra Glide Ultra Limited (Traded 6/22/16) Tequila Sunrise / HD Orange Vance & Hines true dual headers Rinehart 4" slip ons Screamin Eagle Super Tuner Screamin Eagle Stage 1 intake Dyno tuned H.O.G.# 4514015 2007 Nomad 1600 (Traded 6/23/12) VBA #482

04-17-2009, 10:14 AM	#5
rooster1 Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Cheltenham , Penna. Posts: 1,091	Bubba Has Shingles

04-17-2009, 09:39 PM	#6
pirate Sr. Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: North Dakota Posts: 1,865	Bubba Has Shingles Sad, but oh so very true!

05-04-2009, 08:53 PM	#7
keithcochran Jr. Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Jacksboro,TN Posts: 28	Bubba Has Shingles WASN'T COVERED ON HIS HMO/PPO

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