lady joins a biker gang

socwkbiker · 04-12-2009, 09:53 PM

Jenny wanted to join a biker gang in a real bad way but never knew exactly how to go about it. So one day she decides to follow some local bikers to their top secret hide out. She calmly walks up to the door and knocks. A gruffy lookin' guy sticks his head out and says, "whadda ya want?" Jenny tells him that she really wants to join their gang and the man says, "well, we never let any women in our gang before but before I say no, let me ask you a few questions." She agrees quickly. "Okay, first do you smoke?" he asked her. She responds, "hell, I've been smokin' since I was 12 years old, Marlboro reds." He says that sounds good and asks another. "Do you drink?" She says, "Oh yeah, Jack Daniels...lots of times!" He likes that too and says "Do you cuss?" Jenny says, "f**k yeah, all the time." "Well," he says "that all sounds good to me but lemme ask ya one last thing. Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?" Jenny responds, "Nope, but I've been swung around by my nipples a few times.......

**billmac** · 04-13-2009, 02:27 AM

OK, she'll do. Let her party with us shiney heads.

**Cajunrider** · 04-13-2009, 05:56 AM

**ringadingh** · 04-13-2009, 06:25 AM

**trip** · 04-13-2009, 08:38 AM

She's IN!!!

rooster1 · 04-13-2009, 12:57 PM

04-12-2009, 09:53 PM	#1
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	lady joins a biker gang Jenny wanted to join a biker gang in a real bad way but never knew exactly how to go about it. So one day she decides to follow some local bikers to their top secret hide out. She calmly walks up to the door and knocks. A gruffy lookin' guy sticks his head out and says, "whadda ya want?" Jenny tells him that she really wants to join their gang and the man says, "well, we never let any women in our gang before but before I say no, let me ask you a few questions." She agrees quickly. "Okay, first do you smoke?" he asked her. She responds, "hell, I've been smokin' since I was 12 years old, Marlboro reds." He says that sounds good and asks another. "Do you drink?" She says, "Oh yeah, Jack Daniels...lots of times!" He likes that too and says "Do you cuss?" Jenny says, "f**k yeah, all the time." "Well," he says "that all sounds good to me but lemme ask ya one last thing. Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?" Jenny responds, "Nope, but I've been swung around by my nipples a few times....... __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD

04-13-2009, 02:27 AM	#2
billmac Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 1,472	lady joins a biker gang OK, she'll do. Let her party with us shiney heads.

04-13-2009, 05:56 AM	#3
Cajunrider Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: (SE Louisiana) Posts: 8,340	lady joins a biker gang __________________ 2016 Electra Glide Ultra Limited CVO Palladium Silver / Phantom Blue 110 cu in SE 2012 Electra Glide Ultra Limited (Traded 6/22/16) Tequila Sunrise / HD Orange Vance & Hines true dual headers Rinehart 4" slip ons Screamin Eagle Super Tuner Screamin Eagle Stage 1 intake Dyno tuned H.O.G.# 4514015 2007 Nomad 1600 (Traded 6/23/12) VBA #482

04-13-2009, 06:25 AM	#4
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	lady joins a biker gang __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

04-13-2009, 08:38 AM	#5
trip VBA Founder Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Lindale, Texas Posts: 6,846	lady joins a biker gang She's IN!!! __________________ Robert "Trip" Hilliard VBA/KawaNOW - Founder/Past President VBA # 00001 Trip's Website Custer 09, 18 / Maggie Valley 11 / Eureka Springs 09, 17 / Antlers 09, 10, 11, 13, 15, 16, 17, 18 Texas Hill Country / Deals Gap / Colorado / Wyoming / Montana / Utah / More trips for Trip

04-13-2009, 12:57 PM	#6
rooster1 Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Cheltenham , Penna. Posts: 1,091	lady joins a biker gang

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