Marriage is a 50/50 proposition

rlfaubion · 01-05-2008, 11:55 PM

Well I’m the man of this house, and marriage is a 50/50 deal. So I claimed my 1/3 of garage back again for my bikes.

I moved all those things that never get used on to HER side of the garage. I’m talk’n crap that’s been shuffled for 13 years, but not used! So I took my half of the garage back (well 1/3 anyway).

You can do the same if you'll remember these simple truths.

Just don’t take any crap from anybody! ...
(Else but her).
Remember you’re the man of your house! ...
(Until she gets home).
And you don’t need to hear a lot of whining! ...
(So just shut up).
The sooner she learns who's boss around your house! ...
(The sooner she can give you your orders).
'Do know we’re the head honcho of our palaces! ...
(But it's all in our heads).
Oh, and we can have sex anytime! ...
(That she wants).
And we'll just drink and watch sports whenever we want! ...
(To get into trouble).
And remember you can just come home when you’re good and ready! ...
(To sleep on the couch).
Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ...
(And that means doing what you she tells you to do).

Lyrics modified from the Man Song (good luck fella's)

jussmatt · 01-06-2008, 12:25 AM

That's pretty d**n honest!!! At least at my home!! LOL!

**trip** · 01-06-2008, 08:48 AM

Yep......I'm the man of MY house..............(unless she's home from shopping).

01-06-2008, 10:18 AM

Whipped you all are whipped....LOL

burkazoid · 01-06-2008, 10:46 AM

Quote:

Whipped you all are whipped....LOL

Agreed. My bike is in the garage...both cars are parked outside. I'd post a picture, but I'm hoping you'll simply take my word for it.

dogdoc · 01-06-2008, 10:55 AM

P.W.

**coacha** · 01-06-2008, 11:00 AM

The women know two facts:

They control 70% of the world's money AND
100% of what men want.

Therefore, we are doomed to be whipped.

I'm glad my wife doesn't read this

**Top Cat** · 01-06-2008, 11:49 AM

We need a seperate place on this site for guys with no ba!!s.

Yeah lets talk to Trip and get a womens forum for some of you guys

Oh, wait, Trip is one of you guys ;)
Quote by trip;
Yep......I'm the man of MY house..............(unless she's home from shopping).

01-06-2008, 11:58 AM

Quote:

We need a seperate place on this site for guys with no ba!!s.

Yeah lets talk to Trip and get a womens forum for some of you guys

Oh, wait, Trip is one of you guys ;)
Quote by trip;
Yep......I'm the man of MY house..............(unless she's home from shopping).

What Huevos Grandes you have for attacking the Tripmiester King himself!

**Top Cat** · 01-06-2008, 12:14 PM

Atacking ??? It was there for everyone to read.
Did you not see the ;),s and the

's in my post oh great trouble maker?

01-06-2008, 12:21 PM

Quote:

Atacking ??? It was there for everyone to read.
Did you not see the ;),s and the

's in my post oh great trouble maker?

Moi??? Trouble' Makair'??? Nevair'!!!!

;)

01-06-2008, 02:33 PM

You guys mean she doesnt like you outta her hair when watching sports and doesn't have beers w you at that time? And what's wrong w you all staying out late at night..once in a while...that way she can watch tv alone...drinking a beer (if she wants) and relaxing!!!

Ahhhh...lol...spoken by a woman whose husband IS home every night....(but I like it!)

01-06-2008, 04:23 PM

OK...... If you keep it up I WILL turn gay..... so help me!!!!

Don't get excited BD...

basco · 01-06-2008, 04:34 PM

Quote:

OK...... If you keep it up I WILL turn gay..... so help me!!!!

Don't get excited BD...

You mean gay er right

ds06nomad · 01-06-2008, 04:37 PM

Hell, she can have the house...just leave the garage to me.

01-05-2008, 11:55 PM	#1
rlfaubion Sr. Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Northern California Posts: 1,582	Marriage is a 50/50 proposition Well I’m the man of this house, and marriage is a 50/50 deal. So I claimed my 1/3 of garage back again for my bikes. I moved all those things that never get used on to HER side of the garage. I’m talk’n crap that’s been shuffled for 13 years, but not used! So I took my half of the garage back (well 1/3 anyway). You can do the same if you'll remember these simple truths. Just don’t take any crap from anybody! ... (Else but her). Remember you’re the man of your house! ... (Until she gets home). And you don’t need to hear a lot of whining! ... (So just shut up). The sooner she learns who's boss around your house! ... (The sooner she can give you your orders). 'Do know we’re the head honcho of our palaces! ... (But it's all in our heads). Oh, and we can have sex anytime! ... (That she wants). And we'll just drink and watch sports whenever we want! ... (To get into trouble). And remember you can just come home when you’re good and ready! ... (To sleep on the couch). Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... (And that means doing what you she tells you to do). Lyrics modified from the Man Song (good luck fella's) Login or Register to Remove Ads
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01-06-2008, 12:25 AM	#2
jussmatt Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Richmond, TX. Posts: 2,588	Marriage is a 50/50 proposition That's pretty d**n honest!!! At least at my home!! LOL!
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01-06-2008, 08:48 AM	#3
trip VBA Founder Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Lindale, Texas Posts: 6,846	Marriage is a 50/50 proposition Yep......I'm the man of MY house..............(unless she's home from shopping). __________________ Robert "Trip" Hilliard VBA/KawaNOW - Founder/Past President VBA # 00001 Trip's Website Custer 09, 18 / Maggie Valley 11 / Eureka Springs 09, 17 / Antlers 09, 10, 11, 13, 15, 16, 17, 18 Texas Hill Country / Deals Gap / Colorado / Wyoming / Montana / Utah / More trips for Trip
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01-06-2008, 10:18 AM	#4
Guest Posts: n/a	Marriage is a 50/50 proposition Whipped you all are whipped....LOL
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01-06-2008, 10:55 AM	#6
dogdoc Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 5,263	Marriage is a 50/50 proposition P.W.
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01-06-2008, 11:00 AM	#7
coacha Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Haysville, KS Posts: 6,259	Marriage is a 50/50 proposition The women know two facts: They control 70% of the world's money AND 100% of what men want. Therefore, we are doomed to be whipped. I'm glad my wife doesn't read this __________________ Ron "Coach" Allan, Haysville, KS 1999 Nomad Wine and Red "KawaTanker" 2009 BMW R1200RT 2003 BMW K1200LT "Magic Carpet" DOA 11/7/2015 VBA #00291 IBA # 41995 DS #320 '08 Elkins, WV; '09 Helen, GA; '09 Custer, SD; '10 Stanton, VA; '11 Maggie Valley; '12 Townsend, TN; '13 Estes Park; '13 Blairsville, GA; '15 Eureka Springs; '16 Helen; '18 Custer, SD
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01-06-2008, 11:49 AM	#8
Top Cat Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Peoples Republic of New York State Posts: 15,154	Marriage is a 50/50 proposition We need a seperate place on this site for guys with no ba!!s. Yeah lets talk to Trip and get a womens forum for some of you guys Oh, wait, Trip is one of you guys ;) Quote by trip; Yep......I'm the man of MY house..............(unless she's home from shopping). __________________ Tim "TC" Conley VBA #9 2011 Victory Kingpin mine 2013 Victory Boardwalk -hers [LEFT][COLOR=#000000] [SIZE=4]
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01-06-2008, 12:14 PM	#10
Top Cat Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Peoples Republic of New York State Posts: 15,154	Marriage is a 50/50 proposition Atacking ??? It was there for everyone to read. Did you not see the ;),s and the 's in my post oh great trouble maker? __________________ Tim "TC" Conley VBA #9 2011 Victory Kingpin mine 2013 Victory Boardwalk -hers [LEFT][COLOR=#000000] [SIZE=4]
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01-06-2008, 02:33 PM	#12
Guest Posts: n/a	Marriage is a 50/50 proposition You guys mean she doesnt like you outta her hair when watching sports and doesn't have beers w you at that time? And what's wrong w you all staying out late at night..once in a while...that way she can watch tv alone...drinking a beer (if she wants) and relaxing!!! Ahhhh...lol...spoken by a woman whose husband IS home every night....(but I like it!)
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01-06-2008, 04:23 PM	#13
Guest Posts: n/a	Marriage is a 50/50 proposition OK...... If you keep it up I WILL turn gay..... so help me!!!! Don't get excited BD...
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01-06-2008, 04:37 PM	#15
ds06nomad Advanced Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Ventura County, CA. USA Posts: 505	Marriage is a 50/50 proposition Hell, she can have the house...just leave the garage to me.
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