Biker Joke

rickyboy · 04-02-2009, 01:36 PM

An old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar, which reads:

CHEESEBURGER: $2..50
HAMBURGER: $2.25
CHICKEN SANDWICH : $3.50
HAND JOB: $50.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar
and beckons to the exceptionally
attractive female bartender serving drinks to a meager looking group of
farmers.

'Yes?' she inquires with a knowing smile, 'Can I help you?'

'I was wondering,' whispers the old biker, 'are you the young lady who
gives the "hand-jobs" ?'

'Yes', she smiles and purrs, 'I sure am'.

The old biker replies, 'Well wash your hands real good because I 'd like a cheeseburger, please. ::)

strobe · 04-02-2009, 03:13 PM

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**Cajunrider** · 04-02-2009, 03:14 PM

pirate · 04-02-2009, 03:43 PM

**jmorrow** · 04-02-2009, 03:49 PM

I believe I would go on down the road.

04-02-2009, 01:36 PM	#1
rickyboy Top Contributor Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: 108 Mile Ranch B.C. Canada Posts: 5,472	Biker Joke An old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar, which reads: CHEESEBURGER: $2..50 HAMBURGER: $2.25 CHICKEN SANDWICH : $3.50 HAND JOB: $50.00 Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers. 'Yes?' she inquires with a knowing smile, 'Can I help you?' 'I was wondering,' whispers the old biker, 'are you the young lady who gives the "hand-jobs" ?' 'Yes', she smiles and purrs, 'I sure am'. The old biker replies, 'Well wash your hands real good because I 'd like a cheeseburger, please. ::) __________________ Nomad'a What ! "rickyboy" Richard Cole Canada West Region 108 Mile Ranch, British Columbia Canada Vulcan Bagger Assoc. #00722 Black 2006 Nomad https://cdn2.iconfinder.com/data/ico...Book_32x32.png

04-02-2009, 03:13 PM	#2
strobe Sr. Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 1,200	Biker Joke ... __________________ Cory 2013 Honda GL1800 Goldwing 2008 Kawasaki KLR 650 (for sale) 2007 Honda ST1300 (sold) 2005 Kawasaki Nomad (sold) 2004 Suzuki Hayabusa (sold) http://www.strobel.ws VBA #01021 VROC #29389

04-02-2009, 03:14 PM	#3
Cajunrider Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: (SE Louisiana) Posts: 8,340	Biker Joke __________________ 2016 Electra Glide Ultra Limited CVO Palladium Silver / Phantom Blue 110 cu in SE 2012 Electra Glide Ultra Limited (Traded 6/22/16) Tequila Sunrise / HD Orange Vance & Hines true dual headers Rinehart 4" slip ons Screamin Eagle Super Tuner Screamin Eagle Stage 1 intake Dyno tuned H.O.G.# 4514015 2007 Nomad 1600 (Traded 6/23/12) VBA #482

04-02-2009, 03:43 PM	#4
pirate Sr. Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: North Dakota Posts: 1,865	Biker Joke

04-02-2009, 03:49 PM	#5
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	Biker Joke I believe I would go on down the road. __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

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