The Biker & the Whore

socwkbiker · 03-04-2009, 10:14 AM

A road-wary old biker walks into a saloon to have a cold beer after a long, dusty ride. At the end of the bar, he sees a rather good-looking "lady of the evening". She smiles at him and asks if he's looking for a good time. Well, having been some time since his last snarlin' he accepts. After agreeing on a price, she escorts him up to her room and they start humpin'. After about 10 minutes of furious banging the old biker asks:

"So babe, how am I doin'?"

She replies:

"You're doin' 3 "knots".

"3 knots?.... What's that mean?" replies the biker.

She said:

"You're NOT hard, you're NOT in and you're NOT getting your money back!"

Yellow Jacket · 03-04-2009, 03:26 PM

Viva Viagra!

blowndodge · 03-04-2009, 11:22 PM

When I first saw the heading I thought SWB was writing about his life!

sorry yer lady's been yackin' agin......

**trip** · 03-05-2009, 07:12 AM

**ringadingh** · 03-05-2009, 11:48 AM

Hopefully he lasts all day to get his money's worth.

03-04-2009, 10:14 AM	#1
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	The Biker & the Whore A road-wary old biker walks into a saloon to have a cold beer after a long, dusty ride. At the end of the bar, he sees a rather good-looking "lady of the evening". She smiles at him and asks if he's looking for a good time. Well, having been some time since his last snarlin' he accepts. After agreeing on a price, she escorts him up to her room and they start humpin'. After about 10 minutes of furious banging the old biker asks: "So babe, how am I doin'?" She replies: "You're doin' 3 "knots". "3 knots?.... What's that mean?" replies the biker. She said: "You're NOT hard, you're NOT in and you're NOT getting your money back!" __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD

03-04-2009, 03:26 PM	#2
Yellow Jacket Top Contributor Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Fayetteville, Georgia Posts: 5,792	The Biker & the Whore Viva Viagra! __________________ Bob KawaNOW/VBA 210 Green/Silver 2006 Patriot Guard Riders 2009

03-04-2009, 11:22 PM	#3
blowndodge Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Washington City, Utah Posts: 16,474	The Biker & the Whore When I first saw the heading I thought SWB was writing about his life! sorry yer lady's been yackin' agin...... __________________ I love my Victory Cross Country Tour 106. Smells like Victory! Ultra's are Limited There are two types of Harley riders. Those that trailer them and those that push them. The most Interesting Man in the World "Find the things in life you don't do well and don't do those things" Member # 0005

03-05-2009, 07:12 AM	#4
trip VBA Founder Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Lindale, Texas Posts: 6,846	The Biker & the Whore __________________ Robert "Trip" Hilliard VBA/KawaNOW - Founder/Past President VBA # 00001 Trip's Website Custer 09, 18 / Maggie Valley 11 / Eureka Springs 09, 17 / Antlers 09, 10, 11, 13, 15, 16, 17, 18 Texas Hill Country / Deals Gap / Colorado / Wyoming / Montana / Utah / More trips for Trip

03-05-2009, 11:48 AM	#5
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	The Biker & the Whore Hopefully he lasts all day to get his money's worth. __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

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