Heart Condition

rooster1 · 02-23-2009, 10:28 AM

A buddy of mine has been acting a bit depressed lately. We were playing golf and he was getting increasingly upset at his poor performance.

"Dude, relax," I said. "If I want to hear a bunch of yelling and swearing I'll go visit my inlaws."

"I'm sorry, man, I've been having some problems at home."

"Yeah, like what?" I asked because I thought I should pretend to care.

"It's kind of personal."

"OK," I said teeing up my ball.

"Well, if you must know, I've been having erectile problems. I think it's because I may have a heart condition."

"You don't have a heart condition," I said taking my practice swing. "You have a f**king ugly wife."

ridemslow · 02-23-2009, 12:42 PM

I reckon that would cause ED

Yellow Jacket · 02-23-2009, 01:36 PM

And, your Honor, that's when the fight started!

**ringadingh** · 02-24-2009, 08:39 AM

At least its a fixable problem. ;)

**Cajunrider** · 02-25-2009, 06:29 PM

02-23-2009, 10:28 AM	#1
rooster1 Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Cheltenham , Penna. Posts: 1,091	Heart Condition A buddy of mine has been acting a bit depressed lately. We were playing golf and he was getting increasingly upset at his poor performance. "Dude, relax," I said. "If I want to hear a bunch of yelling and swearing I'll go visit my inlaws." "I'm sorry, man, I've been having some problems at home." "Yeah, like what?" I asked because I thought I should pretend to care. "It's kind of personal." "OK," I said teeing up my ball. "Well, if you must know, I've been having erectile problems. I think it's because I may have a heart condition." "You don't have a heart condition," I said taking my practice swing. "You have a f**king ugly wife."

02-23-2009, 12:42 PM	#2
ridemslow Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Chesapeake, Ohio Posts: 1,537	Heart Condition I reckon that would cause ED __________________

02-23-2009, 01:36 PM	#3
Yellow Jacket Top Contributor Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Fayetteville, Georgia Posts: 5,792	Heart Condition And, your Honor, that's when the fight started! __________________ Bob KawaNOW/VBA 210 Green/Silver 2006 Patriot Guard Riders 2009

02-24-2009, 08:39 AM	#4
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Heart Condition At least its a fixable problem. ;) __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

02-25-2009, 06:29 PM	#5
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